Rachel Uchitel is an attractive, alleged nightclub hostess in her mid-30s famous for having affairs with married stars David Boreanaz and Tiger Woods.
It that's Celebrity Apprentice material, that is?
Donald Trump wants in on the action with Tiger's #1 mistress, offering her a spot on the next season of Celebrity Apprentice, The Donald told TMZ.
A longtime friend of Tiger's, Trump personally called Rachel Uchitel about three weeks ago and offered her the spot, telling her she'd be "awesome."
The billionaire is not just throwing that out there for kicks, either. Uchitel was asked if she was going to take the offer, and she said, "Absolutely."
YOU'RE HIRED! Donald Trump wants to bring Rachel Uchitel on board Celebrity Apprentice. In other news, Celebrity Apprentice is apparently still on the air.
NBC has the final say on Uchitel, but Donald usually gets his way, and NBC gave the green light to Rod Blagojevich, so the bar is set really low.
It would be funny to bring on Rachel, yet because she is bound by a confidentiality agreement, she'd be unable to breathe one word about Tiger.
What would her back story even be, then, as far as what airs on the program? That she sent these explicit text messages to David Boreanaz?
Here's hoping we get the chance to find out! The good news for Trump is that if she has a change of heart, there are some good backup plans.
Devon James would definitely do it.