Rachel Uchitel: Checking Into Celebrity Rehab!

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The cast of Celebrity Rehab has been unveiled, and there's a real wild card:

The pilgrim of Tiger Woods mistresses, Rachel Uchitel. Yes, we're serious. What's she even in need of rehab for? Addiction to sleeping with married celebrities?

Uchitel, sources confirmed to E! News, is also in the running for a slot on another reality show: Donald Trump's forthcoming installment of Celebrity Apprentice.

What Rachel Uchitel brings to the table in either show is unclear, but she won't be talking about Tiger Woods, given her multi-million dollar confidentiality deal.

We can't wait for the title card saying "Rachel: David Boreanaz Plaything."

Professional Mistress

Other cast members include Jeremy London (pictured), whose drug addiction has been "day-to-day struggle." More peeps Dr. Drew will try to whip into shape:

  • Model-turned-reality-TV-whore Janice Dickinson
  • Oft-arrested The Hills bad boy Jason Wahler
  • Troubled former teenage idol Leif Garrett
  • Jason Davis (brother of Brandon Davis)
  • Frankie Lons (mother of Keyshia Cole)

Filming had been postponed because producers couldn't lock down a strong enough cast. Guess Rachel Uchitel and Jeremy London solved that problem.

Also funny? Tila Tequila was kicked out ... before it even began.

The group will undergo 21 days of intense detoxification and treatment at the Pasadena Recovery Center. Episodes are set to premiere later this year.

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Look at her hands! Looks like she has been picking sugar beets or something. Ugly! When she gets her funny eye fixed, then maybe she should concentrate on her hands. I will boycott whatever shows and advertisers/sponsors that support that show! She has nothing of which to be proud!

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