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You'll never believe this, but Jennifer Love Hewitt has found another man.

The perpetual girlfriend is dating actor/director Alex Beh, Us Weekly reports, as sources say "she's so into him" and was holding his hand throughout dinner at Katsuya on July 18.

Over just the last few years, Hewitt has dated Carson Daly, John Mayer, John Asher, Ross McCall and Jamie Kennedy. As her career has floundered, she's become more and more obnoxious with each of these boyfriends in public.

In other words: expect JLH and Beh to be licking each other in public any day now.

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Jersey Shore, the second season of which premieres tonight on MTV, is a phenomenon. Not a good show, necessarily, but a phenomenon just the same.

From a small beach house in New Jersey, the self-professed guidos have inspired spray tans, blowouts and ab-tastic bodies across the U.S. and beyond.

What was a regional style - term used very loosely - has gone global thanks to Jersey Shore, which earned 4.8 million viewers for its first season finale.

It goes beyond fashion, too.

On top of clothing lines, cast members have penned book deals, filmed workout videos, inspired iPhone apps and command big bucks for appearances.

Not since Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana have a TV show and its star been marketed so insatiably. Only this is a GTL-loving band of hedonists.

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Fashion icons The Situation, left, and J-Woww.

For whatever reason, there's a whole community that really identifies with the show so much that they see themselves in the larger-than-life stars.

Jersey Shore products ranging from iPod Touch apps letting you "Jersefy" your machine to iTunes' "Spread Snooki" iPhone photo app exemplify this.

For a tan like Snooki, you can purchase a lotion called Sunlove, for which Snooki is a spokesperson. Or you can sample JWoww's Filthy clothing line.

For guys, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's clothing line for Dilligaf by Bohica Bill includes shirts, which he rarely wears, sweatshirts and accessories.

The most entrepreneurial member of the cast, The Situation also has a self-help guidebook for "guidos" in the works, not to mention a workout DVD.

Are their 15 minutes almost up? Don't count on it. The cast just signed big contract extensions for Season 3 and added a new star, Deena Nicole.

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In the eyes of teenage girls around the globe, Justin Bieber is a heartthrob who can do nothing wrong.

But in the eyes of a specific sect of mentally unbalanced church goers, this 16-year old is a shaggy-haired example of all that's wrong with the world.

At last night's concert in Kansas City, members of the infamous Westboro Baptist Church protested Justin "to remind all of those in attendance that America's destruction is imminent."

What's their specific beef with Bieber? The group says he "has a platform given to him by God to speak to this world; he has a duty to teach obedience by his actions and words. He refuses to do that because he knows his concert halls would be empty! So, he teaches you to sin and rebel against God's commandments."

Well, sure... but just look at that adorable face!

Justin Photograph

Earlier this month, the church also protested Lady Gaga concerts in St. Louis and Oklahoma City. They did the same to Adam Lambert last summer, rallying against his homosexuality.

Members have been known to show up at funerals of soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan with signs reading "Thank God for Dead Soldiers" and "God Hates Fags." They criticized Bieber for performing last Christmas in Washington where "he got to pose with Anti-Christ Beast Obama," adding:

"He and Obama are of one mind and they are leading this nation to hell! Justin will answer to God!"

That's possible. But when he does, God will likely give the dude props for setting a new YouTube record.

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Not even 24 hours after bolting Celebrity Rehab, Rachel Uchitel is back, baby.

Tiger Woods' preferred mistress quit the VH1 reality show after storming off in a huff, but agreed to come back after producers tracked her down.

The "VIP Hostess" returned after castmates - including Hills douche Jason Wahler, actor Eric Roberts and model Janice Dickinson - urged her to.

You know what they say. Always listen to Jason Wahler.

Why did she bolt? Not because Dr. Drew brought up Tiger Woods, sadly. She's not even allowed, legally, to talk about the golfer in any way at all.

SHE'S BACK: Rachel Uchitel is in Celebrity Rehab. This has nothing to do with Tiger Woods whatsoever. We just threw this picture of him up there for fun.

Her departure followed an intense therapy session while discussing her late father who died of a cocaine overdose in his 40s (Rachel Uchitel was 15).

Despite reports she has a pill problem, specifically with the sleep aid Ambien, sources have said Uchitel is on the show because of "emotional issues."

That's a polite way of saying "an addiction to banging married celebrities."

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It took a tad more than two seasons, but Lisa Wu Hartwell finally got the memo: reality shows are not real.

With this finally understood, The Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member has walked away from the series that made her (semi) famous.

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Sources confirm that Wu Hartwell left the Bravo show after a trio of season three episodes because "they basically wanted to script elements of Lisa's life and make her amp up the drama. She wasn't with that at all."

Apparently, Lisa didn't watch The Hills finale or every episode ever of The Bachelor. It's all scripted, honey.

The third season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta premieres in October. Viewers will welcome attorney Phaedra Parks and Cynthia Bailey to the cast this fall.

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The disturbing tapes and Mel Gibson voicemails, in which the star rages against Oksana Grigorieva, prove little other than that he needs serious help.

Is he guilty of domestic abuse? That's the question police are trying to answer, and searching for evidence thereof. Did they just find a critical piece?

Oksana Grigorieva wrote an email to her lawyer detailing the beating Mel Gibson inflicted on her just hours after it happened, Radar Online reports.

The celebrity gossip site, which has become her de facto mouthpiece, says the email's story is consistent with what she told authorities months later.

Gibson has denied ever attacking Grigorieva physically, and has charged that she is extorting him - a claim the police are also investigating seriously.

But by documenting events early January 7, soon after they happened, Oksana has created potentially powerful evidence supporting her abuse claims.

“He hit me in the face with a fist and broke two of my front teeth, as well as choking me with his elbow and squishing my face down," she writes.

Some have speculated that Oksana Grigorieva changed her story as she negotiated a settlement with Gibson, the email seems to suggest otherwise.

“He even hit Lucia,” the eight-month-old's mother wrote.

Officials are investigating Oksana’s claim Mel hit them both as she was holding the baby, bruising her face and leaving a mark on the infant’s chin.

An alleged abuse photo indicates a blow to the head.

“He went completely violent while I was holding our two month old baby crying in my arms,” she wrote to the lawyer. “He yelled so loudly in my face for 15 minutes at least. I was trying to run away outside, begging him to stop.”

She told him he would make their baby sick, but “He yelled even louder and kept spitting in my face. Then he kicked us out yelling and screaming.”

Oksana pleaded for help: “I’m asking for your help. I don’t know what to do right now. The scariest thing is the safety of my children,” she wrote.

“He also threatened to take Lucia away from me, because he can. Because he has money! I’m not sure what to do. He is a father to my Lucy. But I have forgiven so much that he probably thinks I’ll just take it. I’m lost.”

Still backing him up, Mel fans? Choose your side:

 

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SHOCKER ALERT: Michael Jackson's alleged love child is not his actual daughter. She probably should've made up a fake mom for the purposes of her story.

The woman who supposedly gave birth to Mocienne Petit Jackson says ... she did not give birth to her. That will put the kibosh on a paternity claim quickly!

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Dr. Barbara Ross-Lee, the sister of Michael's friend Diana Ross, says Mocienne Petit Jackson "is not my daughter," but that she is "delusional" and "bizarre."

Another major hole in this tall tale, in which she is alleged to have conceived a child with Michael Jackson back in 1975? She never even met the pop icon.

Dr. Barbara Ross-Lee: Not Michael Jackson's baby mama.

Dr. Ross-Lee says Mocienne "was really harassing me at my office" for a time and was forced to have her employer contact the police to get her to stop.

She says she responded to one of her emails a few years ago to tell her she was mistaken and to wish her well. Apparently that didn't satisfy the nut job.

Mocienne has requested that a judge allow her to take a DNA test to prove she's his daughter and lay claim to custody of his kids and part of his fortune.

Hope she's not banking on it, because it seems clear this person is not related to Michael in any way, shape or form. Omer Bhatti, on the other hand ...

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Up until now, Elisabetta Canalis has been known as the gorgeous woman on the arm of George Clooney for the past year.

But the Italian beauty suddenly finds herself in the news for other, far more sordid reasons: a fellow model (turned prostitute) claims she saw Canalis snort a couple lines of cocaine at a Milan nightclub in 2007.

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Referring to a 2007 incident at The Club, an establishment under investigation for allowing drugs and sex, Karima Menad told prosecutors two years ago: "I remember taking cocaine with Elisabetta Canalis and two others."

This admission is part of documents obtained this week by Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera.

Canalis started dating Clooney last July, but Menad was referring to a night in December 2007 in her testimony, adding:

"We had been at a party of some famous, rich celebrity whose name I cannot remember. I don't remember who brought the drugs but we all took it."

The Club was shut down on July 26 amidst reports that women were brought in to entertain customers.

"Their job was to encourage these customers to drink alcohol as to increase the table's bill, followed up by sex off premises," said prosecutor Frank Di Maio. "They were often given cocaine for free by those who want to sit at a table of famous people... they want the visibility that comes from being seated at a central table, and to be seen with models, or celebrities from fashion, entertainment and sport."

Canalis is yet to comment on her alleged role in this scandal.

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Kroy Biermann is a 24-year old defense end for the Atlanta Falcons with seven sacks over his first two seasons.

Not shabby, but not impressive enough to get the young NFL player noticed across the Internet.

That could at least explain why Biermann has taken the arm of 32-year old Kim Zolciak. According to In Touch Weekly, The Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member has been dating the professional baller for about two months.

A source says the pair attended the wedding of Zolciak's co-star, Cynthia Bailey, on Saturday, and were spotted “laughing, kissing and have a great time together.”

Guess this means Kroy would answer this pressing question in the affirmative.

Over the past year or so, Zolciak has been linked with some dude known as Big Poppa and some female DJ named Tracy Young. Not exactly tough company for Kroy Biermann to live up to.

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Believing that the shackles of justice are simply too tight for spoiled celebrities who drive drunk, then repeatedly violate their probation, some Lindsay Lohan fans who apparently lack hobbies and/or jobs staged a rally in NYC.

A Free Lindsay Rally.

Supporting the troubled star for reasons unknown, fans rallied at Beach Bum Tanning in New York, a salon once used by Lindsay, sister Ali and mom Dina.

Protesters railed against the "harsh treatment Lindsay is receiving," noting that Lohan was given twice the time Paris Hilton was for a similar violation.

They've got a point there, technically ... but it's not exactly a grave injustice, and even more ridiculously, Lindsay is getting out like this weekend.

Free Lindsay?