Will Jake Pavelka be showing us what he never showed Vienna Girardi or his previous ex? Yes ... if Daniel Nardicio, V.P. of marketing at Playgirl, gets his way.
The magazine has extended Jake an offer, he says.
"Most people realize that reality show fame is fleeting and largely a dead end for actors, so this is a way to extend that fame, and make a nice profit off of it."
"It's obvious he likes the limelight, and I intuit that he looks good naked," adds Nardicio of Pavelka, who's going through a nasty breakup with Vienna Girardi.
Jake's gonna mull this one over. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
However unfounded they may be, the recent slew of rumors that Jake Pavelka is gay can only help enhance his appeal to this particular magazine's readership.
What would the publication pay for the Pavelka package? Nardicio says Jake will receive "definitely six figures, but where in that range I am still determining."
How does one go about determining that?
"I have a large number of factors that I add together to figure out a model's worth," says Nardicio. "I guess like a c*** calculator." Words fail us at this time.
Brought on to revamp Playgirl, Nardicio did so in a big way with the recent Levi Johnston and Ronnie Kroell issues, both of which have been huge sellers.
His next subject: Skid Row musician and Celebrity Rehab cast member Phil Varone. "He's a man among men where it counts, if you get my drift," Nardicio says.
Wait ... we don't follow.