Don't celebrate too much, Landon Donovan.
We know you just learned you didn't impregnate some British woman, and that's worth a fist pump or two. But there's another challenge ahead of you below.
The soccer star - whose goal against Algeria was awarded the 2010 ESPY for Best Moment - walked the awards show red carpet last night with ex-wife Bianca Kajlich. These two are pretty much back together at this point.
However, does that mean they can defeat a steady, married pair such as Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett in a THG Fashion Face-Off? That's up to readers to decide. Do so now!
Which couple looked better at the ESPYs?