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Rough month for Devon James.

Not only was Tiger Woods’ mistress basically shot down in her bid to prove the golfer fathered her son Austin T. James (T for Tiger), she had to withdraw from a Celebrity Boxing match last night because she failed the pre-fight physical.

History was still made at the event, however, as it marked the first time the words “pulling out” and “Devon James” were ever used in the same sentence.

James was scheduled to get in the ring with Susan Finkelstein, a woman who posted a Craigslist ad offering sex for Philadelphia Phillies tickets. Classy.

The only ring Devon James is known for is … forget it.

They really brought out the big guns for this clash of titans. Screech, a.k.a. Saved By The Bell and sex tape star Dustin Diamond, was supposed to ref.

But just before the opening bell, New Jersey EMT’s determined that Devon’s blood pressure was too high and expressed concern over her poor performance.

In the eyeball reaction test, that is – her performance in other arenas is said to be spectacular, even professional grade. No word if she also failed any polygraphs.

The decision was made at that time to remove her from the fight, leaving the Celebrity Boxing federation to swap in some other random non-celebrity.