Breaking News: Angelina Jolie Steals Brad Pitt From Jennifer Aniston!

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It's apparently Turn Back the Clock week over at Us Magazine.

We realize that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's divorce was seen, and is still noted to be, one of the most scandalous, shocking celebrity breakups in recent history.

But we'll let you in on a tip, Us: They split in January 2005.

Pitt's affair and subsequent partnership with Angelina Jolie continue to fascinate for obvious reasons, but really guys? We're revisiting his original split with Jen?

At least Star can think up new Brangelina breakups, secret Brennifer hookups, Angie mind games and Jen loneliness in a bid to keep the love triangle current.

This, however, is basically a five-year-old cover story ...

How She Stole Him!

Finally, the truth! Knock us over with a feather!

Yes, we realize the publication cites a new tell-all book about the celebrities and some supposedly new revelations as its reason for dredging this back up again.

What would a new tell-all possibly have to offer, though, and how would we assume any part of it is actually true? Is there no other celebrity gossip out there?

Come on, Us. Jen's dating a new guy now, and he's still married to his ex-wife! Surely there's an adultery / love child story you can fabricate from that, right?

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i love angelina jolie no matter what other people say.she is the best.

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I don't know what bimbos are commenting on this article but they sure haven't had much experience with men. It's very simple ladies: If a man doesn't want to be with a woman then he doesn't stay. Where Brad Pitt is now is where he wants to be.

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Honestly it is the tabloids that keep this story going. If I were JA I would not want to see this again. For AJ, however, the timing is good as SALT is out. I wouldn't be surprised if she were behind this coming back up. It is obvious that AJ is a freak and BP is stuck with her because of the children. Brad probably wouldn't have stayed with either of them if AJ didn't get pregnant. As far as all of the good Angie is doing, she has to do it to stay in a positive light in the press after getting pregnant by a married man. Those poor kids. How can she be caring for them if she is always on a movie set? Think about it. (I'm sure that Angie didn't get pregnant on purpose to keep him) LOL

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I PERSONALLY DON'T GIVE A RATS CARE HOW SHE STOLE BRAD, I WISH PEOPLE WOULD CARE ABOUT THE REAL SERIOUS THINGS IN LIFE INSTEAD OF THE STUPID GOSSIP IF SHE THINKS THAT IS CUTE, I THINK SHE IS A NASTY LOOKING CRACK PERSON EVEN THOUGH I LIKE HER IN MOVIES SHE (ANGELA) LIVE WITH BRAD AND BE HAPPY LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE YOURE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL PLUS WE HEARD AND IT AINT NEWS TO NO ONE WHO HAS A TELEVISION SET IN THERE HOUSE

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I think Brad would have left JA no matter what. She hasn't held up as an actress as well as AJ. Nobody should blame AJ for Brad and JA's breakup. If anyone should be blamed it should be Brad. He's the one who stepped out of the relationship with his wife, not AJ. I do think AJ should continue her career as long as she is marketable, bank her money and then maybe retire gracefully as so many actresses/actors never do. But hey, you can act at any age, right? I think Brad will be onto the next hottie if AJ loses her mystique. So far, she's got him though. She had his kids which JA was rumored to not want any kids. So, I think we should all just get used to the fact that Brad and AJ are together. Hopefully, forever. So far, they're right for each other. BTW, I knew Brad would never stay with JA anyway. He needs a women larger than life. Not that he's worthy of her. ;-) As for JA. She's better off without him.

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wtf, ANGELINA JOLIE is way better then that bitch Jennifer. like she doesn't do shit it all, her films sucks an she cant even act. like now a days, shes jumping to any man she sees. ALSO it was BRAD choice if he wanted to leave her, obviously he was tired of jen. plus, angelina is skinny cause shes tooo busy, she dont go around flauntin how sexy she is, unlike jen. you know, angie may seem like a bitch an all, but not everyones is an angel. aleast she trys to make a damn difference in this world.

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Wow. 5 years later, and people still aren't over this. And this is STILL breaking news? Hollywood Gossip, you're complete morons.

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I belive Pitt will definitely jump into Aniston's hug if they don't have 6 children now. He's just there for giving the children a complete home. AJ knows how much Pitt loves the children and that was how she seduced him at the very first start. AJ knows the children is the weapon for Pitt. She has hinted at least 3 times in the magazines interviews for the past 5 years that "if the children asked, she may marry him." If Pitt wanted to marry her, she didn't need to use the children as the reason for getting married (and already 3 times---at least).

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Angelina Jolie's obviously telling lots of lies for establishing her good images. Such as "she never sleeps with other's husband". I wonder how could she say this without at leat a bit of shame?

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Even it's a 5-year-old story, if someone lies, and pretends she's a kind person (but actually a bitch who sleeps with other's husband), I would like to let the truth reveals. Why not?

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