Breaking News: Angelina Jolie Steals Brad Pitt From Jennifer Aniston!

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It's apparently Turn Back the Clock week over at Us Magazine.

We realize that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's divorce was seen, and is still noted to be, one of the most scandalous, shocking celebrity breakups in recent history.

But we'll let you in on a tip, Us: They split in January 2005.

Pitt's affair and subsequent partnership with Angelina Jolie continue to fascinate for obvious reasons, but really guys? We're revisiting his original split with Jen?

At least Star can think up new Brangelina breakups, secret Brennifer hookups, Angie mind games and Jen loneliness in a bid to keep the love triangle current.

This, however, is basically a five-year-old cover story ...

How She Stole Him!

Finally, the truth! Knock us over with a feather!

Yes, we realize the publication cites a new tell-all book about the celebrities and some supposedly new revelations as its reason for dredging this back up again.

What would a new tell-all possibly have to offer, though, and how would we assume any part of it is actually true? Is there no other celebrity gossip out there?

Come on, Us. Jen's dating a new guy now, and he's still married to his ex-wife! Surely there's an adultery / love child story you can fabricate from that, right?

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Angie always better than Jenifer Aniston 100 times. Move hypocrites. Stop jealous

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How Angie steal Brad? He is not object . Move on jealous bitches

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JENIFER ANISTON IS OLD, UGLY MASCULIN CAN'T KEEP HER MAN

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HOW HE CAN STEAL HIM. HE IS NOT OBJECT

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I think that was great relief for Jennifer, when Mr Brad Pig moved to AJ's "berloga": less laundry job, etc., and more time for work. And her works in movies are quite professional.
La Neige.

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Angelina is just trashy and slutty but in the end guys settle for less. they make you think there it. angelina has no talent she has been used and set up as a sex symbol. lol She is ghetto and trashy until she decided to resemble jennifer aniston sexy classic style. THERES A DIFF CLASS! something angelina tries so hard to do. She had to settle for someones eaten plate.

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Brad pitt should stay with Angelina Jolie and marry his second wife again with Jennifer Aniston. That way bratt pidd can have both pies blondes and brunettes. they all can be in same sex marriage with brad the man. proposition 2 allows you to have more than 2 wifes.

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Brad pitt should stay with Angelina Jolie and marry his second wife again with Jennifer Aniston. That way bratt pidd can have both pies blondes and brunettes. they all can be in same sex marriage with brad the man. proposition 2 allows you to have you to have 2 wifes.

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jen is boring, her movies suck! AJ is so exciting, love her movies n is a humanitarian, she is a gud mom. Whats nt to love abt that, brad pitt fel for the right chic. Leave Aj alone!

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Oh wonderful,Jolie found herself a cajun babysitter