Former Vice President Al Gore may have lost the 2000 presidential election to George W. Bush, and may be unable to defeat climate change all by himself.
But at least he thwarted Molly Hagerty.
Gore was cleared of a massage therapist's sexual abuse allegations due to "lack of credible evidence" in the case, Portland, Ore., prosecutors said Friday.
The Multnomah County D.A.'s office decided that a "sustainable criminal case does not exist" after re-examining sexual assault claims by Molly Hagerty.
The masseuse said Gore made "unwanted sexual contact" with her during a massage at his hotel in 2006. The National Enquirer recently broke the story.
Later, two new accusers made similar claims.
DO NOT MESS WITH AL GORE.
Prosecutors declined to pursue the case against Al Gore after interviewing witnesses who were at the hotel and since Hagerty failed a polygraph test.
The D.A.'s office also said that "forensic testing" disputed her accusations. It's not clear what types of tests were conducted and on what evidence.
We're guessing the supposedly soiled pants of his ... Gross.
"Mr. Gore unequivocally and emphatically denied this accusation when he first learned of its existence three years ago," spokeswoman Kalee Kreider said.
"He respects and appreciates the thorough and professional work of the Portland authorities and is pleased that this matter has now been resolved."
Authorities reportedly questioned Gore personally last week.