What the Heck is Miley Cyrus Talking About?!?

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Thank you, Miley Cyrus.

Over the last couple weeks, THG has gone to great lengths to explain why we're so disappointed in your decision to become just another cliched pop star who tries way too hard to be provocative and edgy.

We've also called you out on your ridiculous, pompous attitude. Honestly, writing about you so often can be downright exhausting! That's why we're so grateful for your absurd comments to Access Hollywood this week.

They're so laughable, they require almost no editorializing on our part. We can just print your own words and leave it to your brain-washed fans to somehow defend them.

Attempt to Be Edgy

Miley on stage in a tiny tank top and short shorts is akin to Zac playing a high school basketball player for a movie role? DISCUSS!

Asked about the criticism her attire has faced, Miley told Billy Bush:

"I love Zac Efron, but what’s he selling? He’s gorgeous, he’s hot, I don’t go see his movie because I’m like, ‘He’s such a fantastic actor.’ He’s a great actor, but he’s hot.

"He’s just not in a leotard with his legs out. He has his shirt off. So what’s the difference? In High School Musical, he’s in basketball shorts and his cutoff tank top and all the girls are dying... It just isn’t as obvious when guys do it."

Yes, Miley Cyrus just said there's a double standard because she gets flak for wearing skimpy outfits on stage, while no one says anything negative about Zac Efron wearing a basketball jersey in a movie.

Miley then continued to make absolutely no sense, while simultaneously praising her own work ethic: "For girls, it’s always going to be harder. That’s not an excuse, it just means we have to work harder.”

WTF is she talking about? She has to work harder... for what? To be taken seriously as an artist? This is a crazy idea, but perhaps she should simply wear normal clothing, not simulate same-sex kisses and let her music speak for itself if she's concerned about her reputation.

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@ shaya. haha only person wasting any energy here is you, my friend. cool it

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thumbs up, mandy. couldn't agree more.

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Wow! Your hatred for this person is just oozing from this article and has escalated from past articles. You know, it's not healthy. Have you considered consoling?

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Personally, I think she's half right. Girls are generally cricized more than boys but she certainly could've used a better example. If a guy had sex with multiple women in one week he would be considered almost heroic and admirable. Whereas if a girl slept around, she would be considered a whore. But really, saying Zac Efron is a bigger sex magnet than her? Come on! He is actually legal for one, hasn't personally uploaded any risque photographs of himself, and pursues his career with talent and not sex appeal. As for the shirt thing, so what? Men have nothing to hide beneath their shirts but women do. I just sincerely hope Miley isn't going to streak topless to prove her apparent point of sexism still existing in the world. Because everyone already knows it does. Much to every girl's dismay. But every other girl has moved on already so why the hell can't Miley Cyrus?

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let her music speak for itself if she's concerned about her reputation. kinda agree with this. but what would happen if she had kissed that girl? what's the big deal? you have something against gay people??? seriously, now you would hit the headlines if you were famous. -.- chill man. and i'm sorry i have to disappoint you, i'm not brain-washed.
i'm not defending her, or attacking her... i'm more realistic

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let her music speak for itself if she's concerned about her reputation. kinda agree with this. but what would happen if she had kissed that girl? what's the big deal? you have something against gay people??? seriously, now you would hit the headlines if you were famous. -.- chill man. and i'm sorry i have to disappoint you, i'm not brain-washed.
i'm not defending her, or attacking her... i'm more realistic.

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If she only had a brain? I don't know whether she is ignorant or just dumb. She should be cast in dumb and dumber 3. She could play all three parts and probably get an academy award hands down. She needs to realize how stupid she is and shut the f... up.

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@Hilton Hater
If Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were both 17, and both went out in shorts and a tank top, who would be called a slag? Certainly not the male half, because that's the way the world works. That was all I was trying to say. Yes I agree, she dresses (Miley C)innappropriately sometimes, but guys sell sex just as much as girls, they jsut don't get called out on it. What I think she meant is women sometimes have to work harder to get people to notice their talent as opposed to their outfits.

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THG is going after miley so much because they are worried about the future of young girls in this country. It's the same reason I'm volcal about my dissapointment in miley. They see a teen idol setting a bad example for young girls and women, and are calling her out on it. Is it a nice thing to do? No. but, if nobody pointed out to young fans that the new miley is too skanky, too soon, they might not notice, and there you have it, a nation full of clueless girls you think dressing like that is normal and appropriate teen behaviour. So although i agree THG is too harsh on miley, I'm glad miley's not getting away with her new attitude easy. If I had children, I'd be pointing out that i don't want them to idolize miley anymore. THG is pretty much saying what every insightful and wise teenager and parent is thinking.

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I don't know why THG is going after Miley so much. I am not a fan of Miley but then I feel tht THG has got no other article to publish and thus bases Miley for everything. Give her a break. Don't target minor like Miley. Go get life THG.

Miley Cyrus Biography

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Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]