Ty Lawson to Kim Kardashian: Do Me!

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Ty Lawson is a back-up point guard for the Dencer Nuggets.

And he wants to win a championship so badly that he's willing to go where no man... okay, where many men have gone before: into Kim Kardashian!

Following Reggis Bush and the New Orleans Saints' Super Bowl victory in February, and Lamar Odom's NBA title with the Lakers last week, Lawson has realized the key to going all the way is to... go all the way - with a Kardashian sister!

He hilariously Tweeted today: "I heard if u hit a kardashian i win a championship .. Kim k holla me!!! I need ya for 17 min. I'll take one for the team lol"

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Though there have been no photos and no named sources to back it up, Kim is rumored to be dating Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin.

As Lawson writes, if Dallas wins a championship next season, "then this thing is amazing."

There are two caveats to the baller's theory, however: Ray J and Scott Disick are still major losers.

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    eliezer

    ...kim if u are readin this then u should b thinking of changin ur life style...

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    Jay

    YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY...ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU GO RIGHT BACK TO WHITE! KIM KIM KIM... U MONKEY LOVER...

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    null

    goes to show you what low self esteem the kardashians have..yes, to be insulted by a nigg. they prob. think it's an honor to be mentioned in the mouths of these black monkeys. seems kim k. has gotten plastic surgery just so she can look like these ugly apes. damn slut.

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    fl4isa

    WHAT A SLUT!!! ALL I CAN SAY...SAD....

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    JayR

    I've never heard of the Dencer nuggets before??