The notion that Tiger Woods knocked up porn star Devon James years ago would not be far-fetched at this point, but a DNA test has apparently disproved it.
Claims by one of the golfer's many, many mistresses that she gave birth to Tiger Woods' love child now appear bogus thanks to a test performed in 2002.
The DNA test was conducted to determine paternity of Devon James' son Austin T. James as part of "an ongoing child support battle," according to TMZ.
A 29-year-old porn star claimed Woods was the daddy, leaked a photo of the kid and said Austin's middle initial is a secret tribute to the golfer she loved.
Meanwhile, another mistress, Theresa Rogers, says she had Woods' baby in 2004 and negotiated a multimillion-dollar settlement to keep it under wraps.
Stay tuned on that one. But he's in the clear when it comes to Devon James' son, at least. The kid does look lot like Tiger, BTW, but alas. Sorry Austin.
SPANKED: We don't doubt that Tiger Woods put it to Devon James, but it seems her bid to shake him down with a fake love child have been whacked. Go science.