Third-Rate Tabloids Declare End of Brangelina

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are so done. Come on, it could not be more obvious. After the 12th consecutive fight to end all fights, what more is there to say?

Even the big-name celebrity gossip tabloids took a rare break from bashing Brangelina this week, but not New Weekly and Famous, which apparently exist.

The two biggest stars in Hollywood split up - and shockingly, no one noticed until NW broke the news! What a scoop! Same with that police blowout. Wow.

There's apparently no limit to the number of times police are called to their home, and Ange moves out, or Brad is sneaking around with Jennifer Aniston.

Who cares if we've heard it 20 times before, or there's never any evidence to support these outrageous claims, they keep selling magazines (somehow).

Guess Angelina Jolie being awesome isn't as salacious of a story ...

FAMOUS-LY BAD REPORTING: Angelina is "sick of Brad's boozing." Elsewhere, Posh Spice's $1M proves she's Queen of all WAGs and the Glee cast was told NO SEX!

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It would make good news if it was actually true. I don't think anyone's going to believe it if they do break up.

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Please..... they should finally split for the sake of the children. Children do not benefit from the turmoil, drama, chaos and utter disharmony of an unhealthy marriage full of conflict. They would be way better off in the end.

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like joe simpson said that is no such thing as bad publicity! angelina has a movie coming out! the charity, the sympathy, the children.... here we go again....

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Those aussie tabloids give me a good laugh every time I go to get my groceries. Guess they've got to be good for something ay

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GOOD NEVER LIKED HER!!!

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