The Situation Shirtless: Possible Security Threat

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The Situation from Jersey Shore needs to keep his shirt on, lest local police be forced to break up riots on the boardwalk. Talk about guns that need registration!

Seriously, though. The Sitch (real name Mike Sorrentino) was ordered to cover up last weekend after cops were concerned that his skin flashing could spark fights.

Police legitimately fear that The Situation shirtless may cause a large crowd to get violent. Not a bad bet, but imagine if this were Ronnie Magro after 8-10 drinks.

It all went down at the Aztec Ocean Resort in Seaside Heights, N.J., where the gang is back after a stint in Miami, and 3,000 people had gathered on the streets.

The occasion: Watching The Situation dance on a hotel balcony.

The Situation Underwear Photo

You can see how this right here could cause pandemonium.

According to the Seaside Heights Chief of Police, peeps were being and shoved in the crowd so hard that the Chief personally asked the Jersey Shore star to cover up and possibly tone it down before the crowd got completely out of control.

The Chief said later that The Situation totally understood and even put his shirt back on, but if you think this is the last you've seen of him shirtless, think again!

We hope this was caught on video. The Jersey Shore quotes would be priceless. We're also glad it wasn't Snooki dancing on a balcony. No one needs to see that.

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@ Meh42 ... guys are supposed to have hairy legs... That's the ways its been for ever. Girls are supposed to be silky smooth, guys are supposed to be rough and virile.

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Oh my god, WHO wants to see that! Those legs.. really. *pukes*

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Ewwww...his legs! His legs!! The paleness! The hair! The position he is standing in! It is killing me!

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EEEWWW kinda threw up my breakfast...no one wants to see this!! What is wrong with these people!! Get a clue get a life!!

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Gross. I have never seen a group of people more in love with their bodies, is that all that matters in life? Seems like it.

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