If supermarket tabloids are never to be believed, what do readers do when two of these trashy magazines publish opposite reports? One of them has to be correct, no?
Such is the dilemma now facing Kourtney Kardashians fans, a select group of individuals who should likely re-consider their priorities in life.
According to Us Weekly, Kourtney and Scott Disick are tighter than ever, as the former helped the latter celebrate his 27th birthday last week in Charlotte. At the party, Disick allegedly said: "The most important thing is family.”
AWWWW, right? Or... wrong?!?
Khloe Kardashian might be pregnant. Kourtney may have dumped an abusive Scott Disick. What will reality show writers come up next for these sisters?!?
As you can see above, Life & Style tells a very different story.
It claims to have gotten its hands on a scene from season two of Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami. In it, Scott goes on an alcohol-infused tirade, smashing bottles, punching walls and forcing Kourtney to lock herself in a room with five-month old Mason.
The incident ends with Disick rushed to the hospital and Kourtney in hysterics, eventually telling her douchey beau: "I can't do this anymore. I love Mason more than I love you."
(That's a great line. Props to the writer that jotted it down on Kourt's cue card.)
Kris Jenner, meanwhile, supposedly told the tabloid that she "had another girlfriend who allowed this kind of stuff in her life, and she ended up dead."
Yes, Kris is referring to Nicole Brown Simpson. Yes, she just compared Scott Disick to O.J. Simpson. Producers may have crossed the line with that one. Are they that desperate for ratings?!?