Forget rumors about engagements and babies and other false tabloid reports concerning his love life.
Robert Pattinson has far more basic desires: "I would like to go on a date," he told Jenna Bush Hager this morning on Today. "I'm just saying. I'm just putting that out there. Because I never go on dates anymore."
If the actor is seeking company for said date, there are approximately 7.9 million THG readers that would take him up on the offer.
While Robert can clearly get a date any time he wants it, the star's other dream is unlikely to ever come true.
Asked about his relationship with Taylor Lautner, Pattinson joked about the constant competition between the pair: "I want to have better hair than him. I want to have a better six-pack."
The former is already done. The latter? Sorry, Rob, but you have no chance.
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