Report: Tiger Woods Divorce Final, Elin Woods to Receive Record $750 Million Settlement
by Free Britney at .MSNBC, Fox News and the UK's Sun are reporting that the Tiger Woods-Elin Nordegren divorce is final, with only a filing in Orlando County Court remaining.
"Everything's signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court," says an inside source. "She expects to sometime in the next seven days."
The settlement Elin is to receive, which has become the subject of much debate in recent weeks, is reportedly valued in the neighborhood of $750 million.
Yes, three-quarters of a billion dollars, believed to be the biggest payout of a celebrity divorce ever. There are conditions, however, according to reports:
- Tiger may not bring any other females around their children.
- Elin can never publicly speak about his various mistresses.
- Elin gets full custody of the kids but they share legal custody.
That means Tiger will share decisions about the kids, and as such, Elin will not be able to permanently relocate them to her native Sweden anytime soon.
Tiger's main caveat, though, was that she shut yer yap - for all eternity.
Tiger and Elin in happier, pre-car crash times.
A pal said: "Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter. The price of that sum is her silence."
"Complete confidentiality. No interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life - even if Tiger dies first - or she'll lose the lot."
Basically, Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Joslyn James, Devon James and the dozen other hoes we know of ended up costing Tiger about $37.5 million per.
One report suggests that Elin Woods ended up with double the sum she sought after her lawyers determined Tiger is worth much more than $1 billion.
Her friend explained: "Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets." We would have to say that's the case if the sum is correct.
While it should be noted that The Sun is a British tabloid, the $750 million figure has been reported by more than one source over the past few weeks.
Let's just say we wouldn't bet the under on $500 million anyway.
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Comments (23 Total)
It is always only about da Money!!!!!!!! Woman would not have "flirted" their wares if the was no Money involved!!! Common do you really think that they both married for love!!!!
monogamy is unnatural regardless of how attractive or sexy the spouse . This why men and women cheat. Men cheat more because their sex drive is greater. Women do not understand or accept this and thus are constantly dissappointed , angered and frustrated with mens infidelity.Women please understand that men are natural cheaters. Women this includes your husband , boyfriend or significant other.
..i feel sad 4 both of em..just wish they have a chance to settle their problems and talk throug it aye..remember the vows ?? " for better or for worse"..
i dont feel sorry for tiger,why coudnt he marry a nice black girl with a decent background?why marry a washed out drag of a white b..h?he deceves it.next time find your own piers tiger.a former nanny is hardly someone to upgrade your stutas on a nearly all white golf game.go back to your root looser
The kids were sure of "paramount importance" to him when he was screwing all those broads. I'm glad she took him for a bundle.