Perez Hilton Offers Proof of Underwear-Clad Miley Cyrus

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Earlier today, Miley Cyrus sent a message to the world: I am not a slut.

Now, Perez Hilton has a message of his own: I am not a distributor of child pornography!

The latter statement is needed because the self-absorbed, immature celebrity gossip blogger has been accused of Tweeting an uncensored photo of Miley's crotch.

In an insincere, lame video on his website today, Perez said: "Do you think I'm stupid enough to post a photo of Miley if she's not wearing any underwear down there? No! Sure I like to seem controversial, but I don't want to go to jail."

He then published the following circled photo, which depicts Miley in the same outfit as she wore in the original, scandalous picture (below, left) and supposedly proves she was wearing underwear all along:

  • Miley Cyrus Upskirt
  • Underwear Spotted!

Click on the above photos to enlarge them. Does this put an end to Underwear Gate?

None of this changes the fact that Hilton is an absolute tool. He offers nothing interesting or creative on his blog, relying on such pathetic gimmicks as upskirt shots and penis drawings to get attention.

At this point, there's no real chance of Perez receiving any legal punishment, although a Los Angeles criminal defense attorney told Salon.com that it was "suicidal" for the blogger to distribute the image.

"We're not talking about a misdemeanor," Jeffrey Douglas said. "You don't have to know what the definition of the law is; all you have to do is knowingly distribute the photograph."

If you're curious about the definition of douche bag, by the way, don't bother opening up a dictionary. Just find a photo of Perez Hilton.

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i have never seen so many people who cant spell in my life its pretty sad if you ask me

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If you dont want your vag plastered in pictures. RULE# 1 DONT exit the car by climbing over the door PANTY FLASHING. Why did she exit the car like this??????????? In her videos and concerts she is wearing lingerie type alfits. From the car to the stage what is the big difference????She still flashing the same thing???? She said, "she is not a slut" You dont have to be a slut to dress slutty. Hilton will learn a valuable lesson after this "Dont ever draw attention to any Disney teens body parts" or your advertisers will pull out.

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i think her parents r responsible 4 this. they dont teach her anything

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your right where are her "parents" She needs to put some undies on and Keep'em On!!! She has some real issues needing attention that are off the richter scale. Hello Billy Rae?????

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First of all she should have had some underware on in the first place and maybe she wouldnt find her vigina plastered all over the world ' !!!

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I would love to see some trick of Mario's catch him with his legs in the air or underneath some animal and have it posted for the world to see. This piece of trash makes his money knocking people down. Well someday it's gonne be Karma-time and I can't wait.

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I to the core, loathe this human. Not beacause she's a millionaire, but because she just irritates the shit out of me.

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how the hell this pic should to show us that miley doesn't ware an Underwear?
I don't see nothing special...

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He is not bad, stop being sooo jelous about him, the fact that he is very talented and that everybody loves him, doesnt mean ppl have to say that, he is not guuillty that she is behaving like a slut, pluss, this is the first time something like that happens.

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Mario what's-his-face "Hilton" is a bigger slut than Miley. And less talented.

Perez Hilton Biography

Perez on Privileged The notorious Perez Hilton, a.k.a. Mario Lavandeira, is a popular celebrity gossip blogger who is biased and friends with many... More »
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