Out of the Rough: DNA Test Proves Tiger Woods NOT Devon James' Baby Daddy!

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Tiger Woods may have stuck his driver in one too many open bags (if you know what we mean!) - but new evidence proves these extra practice rounds did NOT lead to the one result for which a golfer can never take a mulligan:

A baby.

Over the last couple weeks, Devon James - mistress number... who the heck knows at this point?!? - has claimed to anyone with a microphone that Tiger is the father of her nine-year old son.

She stuck by this statement even after sources confirmed the existence of a DNA test that disproved Woods' paternity. Now, that test has actually been made public.

Giving credit to Kikster.com for breaking the news, TMZ has in its possession documents that say Devon was made aware in 2002 that her son is the child of some dude named Pele Watkins.

Tiger

If there was ever a reason for a fist pump...

In fact, according to science, there's a .001% chance that anyone other than Watkins is the dad. So you can breathe a major sigh of relief, Tiger.

To understand how low those odds are, consider: they are the same as Elin ever taking you back.

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Are the tabloids going to give this as much coverage as the news that Tiger was "Allegedly" the father? They are so slimy they need to crawl back under their rocks. Good news for Tiger - he could use some.

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In order to teach these whores a lesson, Tiger should start suing such whores from now...especially this is a case when there is solid evidence that she had the dna result in 2002... Although money settlement is NOT of interest for Tiger, the key is to set precedence such that these whores know they can't just fake something on Tiger without reprimand.

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In order to teach these whores a lesson, Tiger should start suing such whores from now...especially this is a case when there is solid evidence that she had the dna result in 2002... Although money settlement is of interest for Tiger, the key is to set precedence such that these whores know they can't just fake something on Tiger without reprimand.

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The tabloid and tv should not have given any chance to such whores for such publicity ! It is so obvious this woman is lying (even her mother said she had dna proof Tiger isn't father and this woman doesn't even have custody of her own son) and yet all these e-news, tabloid, magazines and tv have given her so much publicity ! Have anyone even considered maybe she was not even a girlfriend or mistress of Tiger at all ! Plus whether all the alleged mistresses are indeed really Tiger's mistresses !

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This is great news for Tiger - but then this woman's story was a lie - even her mother said so. Too bad for all the websites that were sure Tiger was the father.

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