Miley Cyrus Remains Unoriginal, Pathetic, Desperate for Attention

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The Miley Cyrus street walking tour continued this weekend.

Desperate to prove she's no longer an innocent Disney teen (except when she wants to garner sympathy from her fans, that is), Cyrus performed in Rio and in London over the last couple days.

The derivative act remained the same, as Cyrus wore fewer layers than Kendra Wilkinson; writhed around with back-up dancers on stage; and copied the exact same script Britney Spears perfected years ago: How to Be Edgy and Sexy, While Playing the Innocent, 17-Year Old Card Whenever Anyone Dares to Call You Out for Such Pathetic Acts and Lack of Talent.

Yawn. We've been here and seen this multiple times in the past. At the very least, it would be nice if Miley offered fans something remotely creative...

The New Miles
Grinding It Up

Miley Cyrus is totally innocent and naive, people! Where would you ever get the idea she'd make out with a girl in order to prove her edginess?!? [Photos: Splash News]

At G-A-Y night club in Paris, meanwhile, Cyrus put on a hilarious performance: she sung inspirational ballad "The Climb," while dressed like someone in a movie produced by Vivid Entertainment. You must watch:

Below, we've posted more videos of Miley performing in London and dressed like every talentless young star that can't make it on talent alone.

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[video url="" title="G-A-Y Performance"] [/video]

Bathing Suit on Stage
In Rio
What is This Outfit?!?

Witnesses at the London club said they could see Miley's underwear during most of her performance. Stay classy, girl!


Miley Cyrus Biography

Miley Cyrus Hair
Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]