When she gives interviews and utters every inspirational cliche every created, Miley Cyrus sounds ridiculous.
But the singer must be aware of this because she often makes a conscious choice to distract everyone from her nauseating sound bites by dressing in asinine outfits that focus our attention elsewhere.
At last night's MuchMusic Awards in Toronto, for example, Miley took to the stage wearing this contraption. Boy, she sure is edgy, isn't she?!?
Cyrus opened the show with a rendition of "Party in the USA," proving that the only thing she knows less about than good fashion is geography. (Toronto is located in Canada, Miles. That's a whole separate country!)
While Miley's cult members fans prepare to defend her terrible singing and transparent attempts to transform her image, we'll simply post more images of the singer at this event, along with her aforementioned performance.