Lindsay Lohan: The Next Celebrity Apprentice?

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Might Lindsay Lohan be the next Celebrity Apprentice?

Celebrity Rehab might be a better fit, but Donald Trump is supposedly angling for the train wreck to star on the former, which is somehow still on the air.

"Donald approached Lindsay about being on Celebrity Apprentice, so we’ll see where it goes,” Lohan’s mom Dina said. “I think it’s a great idea for her."

"But Lindsay has two movies coming up [Machete and Inferno], so I actually don’t know if Lindsay has the time. It may conflict with her schedule.”

Know what else could conflict with it? Legal problems.

Because of her court-ordered alcohol-monitoring bracelet on her ankle, “She can’t leave L.A., the judge won’t even let Lindsay go to Texas," Dina laments.

Out on Bail

YOU'RE HIGHER: Hopefully The Donald doesn't conduct random drug tests.

Lindsay Lohan would be biggest mess in the history of the reality show, although she'd also be a ratings draw - since people hate her so much, supposedly.

As such, Dina insists that Lindsay is slated to discuss the possibility of appearing on Celebrity Apprentice with Trump this week if schedules and legalities permit.

Dina adds that the business mogul approached Lindsay because of his relationship with the Lohans (something most businesspeople would never openly admit to).

“He’s a very good friend of the family and he’s had our back for years,” the troubled actress' mom says. “He’s a great dad, and he would do anything to help us.”

If not Celebrity Apprentice, Lindsay Lohan belongs in ...

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@THG,
I can always depend on you-all to deliver the goods for a good laugh.
Thanks for such a humorous caption.

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She wouldn't make it past the first firing.

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Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
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Lindsay Dee Lohan

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