Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami (and Chicago), Scott Gets Wasted

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Wow. What an amazing coincidence: the same week E! airs an episode of Kourtney and Khloe Takes Miami that focuses on Scott Disick being a pathetic drunk, that loser happens to get in a filmed fight with his neighbor.

It's almost as if the marketing team planned it that way!

Kourtney and Scott

Below, a THG intern offers up her thoughts on this week's installment of the most scripted show on television...

It’s weird that Kourtney said she doesn’t go to clubs when she’s photographed at them ALL THE TIME and was at one two episodes ago.  Still, this gave her a chance to get out of town with Khloe and head to Chicago.

You’d think Kourt would want to support Scott’s club opening, but nope.  She goes to the Windy City and pushes around Mason while walking next to Khloe, who literally is a foot taller than her in one scene.

The girls are in Chicago to explore Khloe’s obsession with all things forensics and serial killers.  She meets with a renowned doctor to do some investigating.  As the doctor is explaining what a sociopath is, Khloe is having flashbacks and relating everything to Scott.  She reallyyyy has it out for the guy.

Meanwhile, back in Miami Scott’s friends fly down for the opening of his club “MIA.”  When they visit the store, the boys invite the Dash employees, who respond with: “We know it’s a bad idea, but we should go anyway to show we are on Kourtney’s side.” 

What?!? That’s the most illogical rationalization I’ve ever heard.  Inappropriate all around.

Scott feels the need to prove to this boys that he’s not a boring ol’ dad and can still hang. So he chugs Patron - and gets drunk.  He calls one of the girls a hooker, the girl cries and then goes home.

While it’s never polite to call a girl a hooker, the girl really didn’t need to overdramatically beer tear about it.  You’re hanging out with Scott Disick, he could be shoving money down your throat... Oh wait I think he pulled that in this episode, too. 

The Dash employees totally seemed ditzy and dramatic.  They crossed the line, which was really stupid of them, but then again the E! producers probably obviously told them to.

Furthering all things inappropriate, Khloe point blank tells Scott that she thinks he is a sociopath.  He freaks out on her.  She tries to embarrass him at work.  All Kourtney wants to do is protect that little nugget of a baby, Mason.  Khloe needs to tone it down.  Then again, Scott needs a Valium...or five. 

Ah, just another week in the world of twisted reality TV.

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I love the show and Scott isnt bad untill he starts drinking and i think he sould stop and focus on his family..Family sould be first befor anything..I do believe dat Kourtney gets scared when Scott is drink cause he gets really angry and i dont blame her..Kourtney needs to focus on her and her son..

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Just watched tonight's episode. Wished Scott didn't blow the hot tub scene, that chick Jackie was hot!

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what is wrong with people? these girls arent THAT bad, and like I said, I watch the show for Scott Disick's fine ass!! Too bad they bleeped out the scene where he showed his hoo hoo-at the hot tub!! why say anything ugly about them? at least THEY have their own TV show, even if it IS kind of ,wel, dumb...and by the way, HOW do YOU know what a whore kourtney is???

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I LOVE SCOTT!!!! I think He's WAY TOO HOT, except for some of those wild orange pants, AND some of those Miami jackets...I LOVE the K & K take Miami show(yeah,Iknow that's not what it's called), and yeah Scott DOES give the DRAMA!! Keep it up baby doll,(that was for SCOTT) I'll keep watching!!

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I will never understand why people go OUT OF THEIR WAY not only to read the article about the people they "hate," but then to go even further out of their way to COMMENT ON IT! Jealous much? Or just have a miserable life?

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I don't think Scott fathered Kourtney's baby. The baby doesn't have any of Scott's soft features. The baby has that big flat Armenian nose and thick unruly eyebrows.
Scott needs to take a paternity test, since Kourtney is such a whore, she most likely slept around.
The entire KarTRASHian clan are scum, including but not limited to:
Kim the habitual liar (who denies all her plastic sx)
Kris, the money hungry trollep, who pimps her daughters (Playboy)

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Was channel surfing last night -decided to watch this show -K&K take Miami. This is the most disgusting piece of TV ever put on the air.....K&K are both airheads. They have no class. How can "E" put this X rated crap on TV.
These ugly girls with the fake hair and eyelashes, etc have no talent..they cannot sing, dance, act or do anything else worthwhile except be fame whores. And OMG, their nasal voices, drive me insane.
Khloe looks like a whale and Kourtney is a dwarf, maybe they should re-title the franchise to Mutt and Jeff trying to be famous for nothing..

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I have a great idea for their next reality show!!! "Kourtney and Kloe Take Afghanistan"

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This was badly written... I usually love the reality show recaps on this site.