Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami (and Chicago), Scott Gets Wasted

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Wow. What an amazing coincidence: the same week E! airs an episode of Kourtney and Khloe Takes Miami that focuses on Scott Disick being a pathetic drunk, that loser happens to get in a filmed fight with his neighbor.

It's almost as if the marketing team planned it that way!

Kourtney and Scott

Below, a THG intern offers up her thoughts on this week's installment of the most scripted show on television...

It’s weird that Kourtney said she doesn’t go to clubs when she’s photographed at them ALL THE TIME and was at one two episodes ago.  Still, this gave her a chance to get out of town with Khloe and head to Chicago.

You’d think Kourt would want to support Scott’s club opening, but nope.  She goes to the Windy City and pushes around Mason while walking next to Khloe, who literally is a foot taller than her in one scene.

The girls are in Chicago to explore Khloe’s obsession with all things forensics and serial killers.  She meets with a renowned doctor to do some investigating.  As the doctor is explaining what a sociopath is, Khloe is having flashbacks and relating everything to Scott.  She reallyyyy has it out for the guy.

Meanwhile, back in Miami Scott’s friends fly down for the opening of his club “MIA.”  When they visit the store, the boys invite the Dash employees, who respond with: “We know it’s a bad idea, but we should go anyway to show we are on Kourtney’s side.” 

What?!? That’s the most illogical rationalization I’ve ever heard.  Inappropriate all around.

Scott feels the need to prove to this boys that he’s not a boring ol’ dad and can still hang. So he chugs Patron - and gets drunk.  He calls one of the girls a hooker, the girl cries and then goes home.

While it’s never polite to call a girl a hooker, the girl really didn’t need to overdramatically beer tear about it.  You’re hanging out with Scott Disick, he could be shoving money down your throat... Oh wait I think he pulled that in this episode, too. 

The Dash employees totally seemed ditzy and dramatic.  They crossed the line, which was really stupid of them, but then again the E! producers probably obviously told them to.

Furthering all things inappropriate, Khloe point blank tells Scott that she thinks he is a sociopath.  He freaks out on her.  She tries to embarrass him at work.  All Kourtney wants to do is protect that little nugget of a baby, Mason.  Khloe needs to tone it down.  Then again, Scott needs a Valium...or five. 

Ah, just another week in the world of twisted reality TV.

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