The publicist for the Kardashians is working overtime this week, ensuring his talentless clients are remaining in the news at any cost.
First, he planted a story about Khloe Kardashian getting knocked up. But, shhhh, husband Lamar Odom doesn't wanna discuss it!
From there, he leaked a report that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have broken up, due to the latter's drunken rampage.
As for Kim Kardashian? Don't worry. She hasn't been forgotten about it. After all, she and ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush are back together. Haven't you heard?!?
A family insider claims Kris Jenner actually called up Reggie and talked him into getting back with Kim. Says this imaginary source:
“They’ve always had a great relationship. He loves her like his own mother. They joke around, and Kris can say things to him that most people wouldn’t be able to get away with.”
As for the WEDDING and BABY that the headline above screams about? There's no confirmation or proof of either one.
But if a lack of talent doesn't get in the way of Kim being famous, why should a lack of facts get in the way of a solid cover story?