This week's Life & Style features a cover story that claims Robert Pattinson dumped Kristen Stewart because she's too sad of a human being.
Incredibly, this is NOT the most ridiculously false, misleading report in a new magazine issue, as Star earns that dishonor for the following headline:
As soon as this cover made the Internt rounds, a royal palace spokesperson labeled the Kate Middleton rumor as "complete nonsense."
It's not the first time Kate and Prince William have been in the news this month. Tabloids have amped up their coverage of the world famous twosome once again, as rumors of an engagement and huge wedding persist.
Neither side of the couple has said much in recent days. Probably because they're embarrassed about their country's recent World Cup tie with the United States.