Happy Birthday, Khloe Kardashian!

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What do you get the woman that has already received the greatest gift she could ever ask for, endless media attention from a contrived marriage?

Such is the dilemma the THG staff faces today, as Khloe Kardashian turns 26 years old and the only present we can think of for her is a bikini wax appointment with an actual professional.

Perhaps we could also order a hit on Vanessa Bryant.

As we continue to rack our brains, we'll post a photo montage in honor of this talentless reality star and leave the floor open to readers: send in your birthday wishes to Khloe now!

Khloe Photograph
  • QuickTrim Bodies
  • Khloe on the Red Carpet
  • With Expensive Purse
  • Khloe, at Work
  • Nude for Dash
  • Khloe Kiss
  • Sell Outs
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its sad that (null) (Gorman) (MeNotYou) are saying these things about another human being. ur probably skinny as hell and think thats cute its not thou, i would hate to be ur child none of u have any morals.smh and y talk smack about her she never did anything to u she doesnt even know u and u take the time out of ur life to rite negative things about her. remember god dnt like the evil and karma comes in ways u wouldn't believe so u should watch wat u say cause it might come around to u or worst ur children and then u feel how she feels when she read these nasty comment. good luck in the future. and khloe ur so beautiful and just have what they want a big fat juicy ass and a fantastic face in personality

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we aren't jealous of fat ass khloe. she looks a lot older than 26 due to all that horrible caked on mu, and orangey tan. but happy b-day you fat ass beeotch.

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Khlo! You are gorgeous and those who say have mean things to say should not say anything at all! They are just jealous. Happy birthday!

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Tell that man to put on some pants! Any shorter and we could see his cock! Man cock!

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WTF is that thing?