Happy Birthday, Khloe Kardashian!

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What do you get the woman that has already received the greatest gift she could ever ask for, endless media attention from a contrived marriage?

Such is the dilemma the THG staff faces today, as Khloe Kardashian turns 26 years old and the only present we can think of for her is a bikini wax appointment with an actual professional.

Perhaps we could also order a hit on Vanessa Bryant.

As we continue to rack our brains, we'll post a photo montage in honor of this talentless reality star and leave the floor open to readers: send in your birthday wishes to Khloe now!

Khloe Photograph
QuickTrim Bodies
Khloe on the Red Carpet
With Expensive Purse
Khloe, at Work
Nude for Dash
Khloe Kiss
Sell Outs

its sad that (null) (Gorman) (MeNotYou) are saying these things about another human being. ur probably skinny as hell and think thats cute its not thou, i would hate to be ur child none of u have any morals.smh and y talk smack about her she never did anything to u she doesnt even know u and u take the time out of ur life to rite negative things about her. remember god dnt like the evil and karma comes in ways u wouldn't believe so u should watch wat u say cause it might come around to u or worst ur children and then u feel how she feels when she read these nasty comment. good luck in the future. and khloe ur so beautiful and just have what they want a big fat juicy ass and a fantastic face in personality


we aren't jealous of fat ass khloe. she looks a lot older than 26 due to all that horrible caked on mu, and orangey tan. but happy b-day you fat ass beeotch.


Khlo! You are gorgeous and those who say have mean things to say should not say anything at all! They are just jealous. Happy birthday!


Tell that man to put on some pants! Any shorter and we could see his cock! Man cock!


WTF is that thing?

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Khloe Kardashian Biography

Khloe Kardashian in Soho
Khloe Kardashian is only famous for being the sister of Kim Kardashian. She stars, along with the rest of this stupidly-named family, on... More »
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Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian Quotes

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian