Cover Clash: Robert Pattinson Dumps Kristen Stewart! Also Wants to Marry Her!

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Breaking news out of the tabloid world today, Twilight Saga fans:

Robert Pattinson has been dumped! Also, Kristen Stewart will soon dump Robert Pattinson!

First, a source tells Life & Style that the differences between the co-stars have become too much. The latter is simply too depressed too often, as "Rob says she complains about everything and is such a downer," according to the insider who added:

"When Rob was back in the U.K., he was totally fed up with Kristen and over it. He told her, 'We're done.'"

DUMPED!

But don't fret, Robsten lovers!

While one tabloid reports "Rob feels he hasn't found his soulmate and is keeping his options open," Us Weekly says the exact opposite: Kristen is Rob's soulmate!

Hooray? Not quite. Apparently, Stewart is about to break Pattinson's heart, as their "tortured romance" is affected by her hesitation to get married. That's a shame.

So, what are Twilight fans to do about such conflicting cover stories? Send a message to these desperate publications and DO NOT BUY THEM. That's the only way they'll ever stop publishing such nonsense.

Seriously, purchasing BP stock is a better use of your money.

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Man some people are crazy!!! Chill out psycho's!!!!!!!!!

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@Miri: I hope you're addressing those comments to the tabloids. You understand we're mocking them and agreeing that the coverage is ridiculous, right?

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SHUT THE F - - - K UP! YOU PEOPLE WRITE SO MUCH CRAP IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH! I HAVE SEEN ALL OF THE INTERVIEWS AND THEY SEEM TO BE INTO EACH OTHER MORE THAN EVER SO LEAVE THEM ALONE YOU THUGS!

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SO TIRED OF READING ALL THESE CONFLICTING STORIES ABOUT ROB AND KRISTEN, JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE SO THEY CAN HAVE A NORMAL LIFE AND WORK ON THEIR RELATIONSHIP, THEY ARE SO GOOD TOGETHER AND THE MEDIA IS TRYING TO DESTROY IT. I DON'T KNOW HOW ANYONE CAN HAVE A LIFE WHEN THEY ARE IN THE SPOTLIGHT 24/7 AND SO MANY LIES WRITTEN ABOUT THEM. GOOD LUCK TO YOU BOTH

Robert Pattinson Biography

Red-Haired Hunk Robert Pattinson wasn't a household name... until he starred in Twilight. Now, the British actor is well on his way to the A-list.... More »
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London, England
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I hate any reference to my name. I wish people would just completely invent a new one.

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Up until I was 12 my sisters used to dress me up as a girl and introduce me as Claudia!

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