Cover Clash: Robert Pattinson Dumps Kristen Stewart! Also Wants to Marry Her!

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Breaking news out of the tabloid world today, Twilight Saga fans:

Robert Pattinson has been dumped! Also, Kristen Stewart will soon dump Robert Pattinson!

First, a source tells Life & Style that the differences between the co-stars have become too much. The latter is simply too depressed too often, as "Rob says she complains about everything and is such a downer," according to the insider who added:

"When Rob was back in the U.K., he was totally fed up with Kristen and over it. He told her, 'We're done.'"

DUMPED!

But don't fret, Robsten lovers!

While one tabloid reports "Rob feels he hasn't found his soulmate and is keeping his options open," Us Weekly says the exact opposite: Kristen is Rob's soulmate!

Hooray? Not quite. Apparently, Stewart is about to break Pattinson's heart, as their "tortured romance" is affected by her hesitation to get married. That's a shame.

So, what are Twilight fans to do about such conflicting cover stories? Send a message to these desperate publications and DO NOT BUY THEM. That's the only way they'll ever stop publishing such nonsense.

Seriously, purchasing BP stock is a better use of your money.

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True or not, i think it's normal. why stay together if they are not anymore comfortably with each other? Follow wherever your hearts will lead you Robert and Kristen

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annamarie,
Kristen loves and respects her parents.She's always talking about her family who are very special to her.
She has said in many interviews that she'd love have a marriage like her parents some day............

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WAIT SO THEIR BREAKIN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO! THEIR LIKE THE PERFECT COUPLE EVER........... DONT BREAK UP DONT BREAK UP!!! AND FOR U STUPID TABLOIDS WAT IS UP WITH THE STUPID STORIES BVOUT A BREAK UP BETWEEN THEM .................. AND ON TOP OF THAT THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO CONFUSDING............ SO R THEY BREAKIN UP OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is crazy.Please,tell the truth.Im sure they want 2 b alone.I think Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart aren't use to this crazy problems.Hope u could understand.

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Perfect example of don't believe everything that you read in these scandal sheets. I don't envy celebs like Rob and Kristen having to put up with the tabloid crap. Leave them alone and let them be in peace. I love them both together if that should work out for them I will be thrilled.

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@Miri: Are you actually reading our posts? Do you not understand that we're completely making fun of these stories and these tabloids and telling people NOT to purchase or encourage them?
By all means, please point out the "sick" articles THG prints and which are totally false or misleading.

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TIRED OF THESE STUPID STORIES ABOUT ROB AND KRISTEN, I WATCHED THE INTERVIEW ON NIGHTLINE AND ROB SAID TO SHUT UP GOOD FOR HIM! KRISTEN SAID ON ET GETTING MARIED YOUNG ISNT A BAD IDEA. I AM NOT GOING TO COMMENT ON ANY MORE OF THESE STUPID WEB SITES. AND ANOTHER THING I'M NOT ANOTHER OBSESSED TWIHARD FAN. LEAVE THEM ALONE! GOOD LUCK

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I am sorry if my comment offended anyone but I am referring to the tabloids. The Hollywood Gossip has a reputation of making things up and not having pride or integrity in their work. It's really sick the lies they print.

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no no no dont let them be together. she is no good for him. he says he is old fashioned,which is wonderful. she will ruin him and his career. if she really cared for rob,she wouldnt say things like. oh that chest(taylor)it really gets me going. doesnt she realize saying things like that probably hurts rob. i hope he finds a girl just as sweet as he is. beautiful inside and out. anyone who loves and respects his parents like he does is a great guy. please stop trying to put kristen and him together,he needs to enjoy his single life now,with a decent girl.

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Huhh...the tabloids are CRAZY!!!

Robert Pattinson Biography

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I hate any reference to my name. I wish people would just completely invent a new one.

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Up until I was 12 my sisters used to dress me up as a girl and introduce me as Claudia!

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