Cover Clash: Robert Pattinson Dumps Kristen Stewart! Also Wants to Marry Her!

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Breaking news out of the tabloid world today, Twilight Saga fans:

Robert Pattinson has been dumped! Also, Kristen Stewart will soon dump Robert Pattinson!

First, a source tells Life & Style that the differences between the co-stars have become too much. The latter is simply too depressed too often, as "Rob says she complains about everything and is such a downer," according to the insider who added:

"When Rob was back in the U.K., he was totally fed up with Kristen and over it. He told her, 'We're done.'"

DUMPED!

But don't fret, Robsten lovers!

While one tabloid reports "Rob feels he hasn't found his soulmate and is keeping his options open," Us Weekly says the exact opposite: Kristen is Rob's soulmate!

Hooray? Not quite. Apparently, Stewart is about to break Pattinson's heart, as their "tortured romance" is affected by her hesitation to get married. That's a shame.

So, what are Twilight fans to do about such conflicting cover stories? Send a message to these desperate publications and DO NOT BUY THEM. That's the only way they'll ever stop publishing such nonsense.

Seriously, purchasing BP stock is a better use of your money.

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Hell No !
Rob never dated Kris n never will coz u know why? he is dating with me bhahhahah !

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Robert & Kristen's love life should be private; if they are dating or engaged or pregnant lols jks, then that's super cool..
they both are really talented and down to earth;
When they finally give in and tell tabloids that they are officially dating then there you go .. But I hope they are dating because Rpatts is Kstews soulmate & Kstew is Rpatts Soulmate Q
love yu two !

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Isn't he gay? And Taylor too?

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WHAT!!!!!!!!THEY ARE A VERY SWEET CUPLE!!!I THINK THEY NEED TO UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER,AND ROBERT MUST MARRY KRISTEN AND OFCOURSE KRISTEN MUST MARRY ROBERT TO.I DONT LIKE OTHER GIRLS WITH ROBERT AND OTHER BOYS WITH KRISTEN.SSOOOOWWWWWI HOPE THEY MAKE IT TOGHETER. thanks****

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I LIKE YOU TWO SO PLEASE STICK THOGETER AND ALWAYS UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.RELATIONSHIP HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH POPULARITY,SO I LOVE U BOTH*******THANKS TJAUW!!!

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This couple, and they are a couple, should be allowed to fight and make-up like any one else. Give them some breathing room tabloids; these two good people will finally figure it out.

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why do I rely on tabloids when I can judge, project and predict by myself??:))))) Lolzz!! Excuse my English its not my first language:()) Actually we're not rooting so much on what's going on bet Rob n Kristen. So whaat? But its too obvious to be ignored. With all these ridiculous speculations going around, of course, our interest were picked, and we gave our opinion for free! Catherine Hardwicke must be pulling her hair now with frustration!

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They're not together, they've never been together. If they were together they would have confirmed their relationship, and they didn't deny it because of the films. It wouldn't be good for the films. They let their fans belive they were together just to get the Twilight saga films publicity. They have signed a contract for that. And when the last movie '' Breaking dawn'' comes out. They will confirm that they are not together. Many people belive in what '' the sun'' wrote but '' the sun'' isn't a reliable source. Have u ever heard Robert and Kristen say that they are together? No! Just get over it and realise that they're not a couple!

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totally opinon kristen is abit too young to be considering marriage thoughts yet!shes trying to keep her head on a clear path of hard work and continued success throwing that log on the fire right now will just serve to confuse and cloud her judgement!I have seen it many times over the years concerning other people awell too soon,rush decsion rarely works. They should be soulmates till she sorts things all out in about 4-5 years.

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The good thing is that they are sticking together like a true couple. I love you two.

Robert Pattinson Biography

Red-Haired Hunk Robert Pattinson wasn't a household name... until he starred in Twilight. Now, the British actor is well on his way to the A-list.... More »
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Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson Quotes

I hate any reference to my name. I wish people would just completely invent a new one.

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Up until I was 12 my sisters used to dress me up as a girl and introduce me as Claudia!

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