Chris Brown Falls Off Wagon, Sofa

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Chris Brown turned 21 less than a month ago and wasted little time learning how to party - you could say that he's been falling over himself to hit the clubs.

So much so that he literally fell off the couch in a NYC club.

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“Chris was out at Greenhouse nightclub last night in New York City and got so wasted that he fell off the couch,” a club insider said. “He had to be picked up.”

Chris was drinking Ace of Spades champagne mixed with Patron tequila and hung out with rappers Lil Jon and Gucci Mane, which you know means trouble.

Before making it to Greenhouse around 2 a.m., Chris and his crew were over at Perfection strip club in Queens. “Girls were all over Chris,” a source said.

Girls were all over Chris. He was all over the floor. Literally.

“He wasn’t really too talkative and seemed pretty cocky and arrogant. He took off his shirt and danced in his tank top undershirt until the bar closed.”

Chris has received praise from the judge in his assault case for staying on top of his probation terms and completing 290 hours of hard labor to date.

Brown pummeled Rihanna absolutely senseless back in February 2009.

Last August, a probation order required Chris Brown to “abstain from all alcoholic beverages and from places where they are the chief item of sale.”

Lucky for Chris, the order has since been lifted and he is now 21.

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"pummeled Rihanna absolutely senseless" Really? Plz stop with the extra BS!

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We're totally biased against men that beat on woman. It's true. It's a major problem the THG staff must work on.

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Stop bringing up the past, unless you are willing to list all past wrongs in every article, for Charlie Sheen, Roman Polanski, etc as well. Your bias is blatantly obvious. Have fun, Chris! Lots of 21 year olds get drunk at some point.Please ignore all the hypocrisy and racism that is thrown your way.

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GO CHRIS! atleast ur having fun :) thats all that matters

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Born
Birthplace
Tappahannock, Virginia
Full Name
Christopher Maurice Brown