Carrie Prejean is about to get married.
Not to a woman, of course. That would be disgusting and against everything the bible tells us, according to the beauty queen.
Instead, the disgraced former Miss California will walk down the aisle on Friday alongside someone she can truly admire: a busted first round NFL draft pick with a career passer rating of 70.6.
Multiple sources confirm that Prejean and Kyle Boller have blocked out rooms at the Grand Del Mar Hotel in San Diego this weekend, as they plan a lavish wedding that definitely won't include Donald Trump or any THG employee, after we ranked Carrie as the second-biggest Turkey of 2009.
Prejean and Boller got engaged in February.
We really miss her.