Who Would You Rather: Washed-Up Trainwreck Edition!

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A slew of celebrities showed up in Antibes, France yesterday for amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS benefit gala.

It was held at the Hotel du Cap and we should focus on the great cause at the center of this event... or at least the fashion on its red carpet.

Instead, we can't help but examine the guest list. Who invited Mischa Barton and Paris Hilton?!?

We didn't even know these two washed-up stars still existed, at least not beyond Hilton's occasional, pressing relationship updates.

But here they are, which at least gives readers a chance to answer one important question once and for all: Who would you rather put it to?

  • Mischa
  • Hilton Lives!

[Photos: Splash News]

 

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We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

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He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

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