It's sad, but true: Hollywood may be running out of attention-starved drug and/or alcohol addicts. As a result, another season of VH1's Celebrity Rehab may not air.
If it does, though, Tila Tequila is on board. Her inclusion in this exploitive, Dr. Drew-hosted series was announced earlier in the week, although no specific reason was given for Tila's casting...
... until now.
Yesterday, Tequila started a series of messages on her official website by writing: “I KNOW I am an EXTREMELY smart girl, and to run all these empires when I am not even 30 yet, is quite an accomplishment, however I finally admitted to myself that I cannot rely on taking prescription pills everyday for the rest of my life!"
Yes, in Tila's mind, running a website that one can purchase from GoDaddy.com for $10.99 is considered an "empire."
While owning up to her addiction, Tila called out the celebrity gossip world's most notorious party-hopper. She wrote: “I MUST not be another “LINDSAY LOHAN” where I just flush everything I worked so hard for down the toilet for nothing…”
From there, Tequila asked us "haters" what we would do now that she's "getting help."
We were stumped by that question, until Tequila added that she planned on spinning off Celebrity Rehab into her own, sober-based show that might also include a search for a new mate.
Thank goodness, too. We were almost gonna give this professional headline-seeker props for actually placing concerns regarding her own health over plans for her career. Almost.
Seriously, who invited Tila Tequila to the Maxim Hot 100 Party?