THG Caption Contest: May 28

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Here's a challenge for our readers: Come up with the best caption(s) or theĀ  pic below!

Our subject: Heidi Montag. At the gun range.

What could The Hills star be saying/doing? You tell us! Just click "Comments" and send your caption(s), as many as you like. We'll announce the winner Tuesday.

Give it your best shot (har har) ...

Strapped B!tch

"Spencer, if you make me wear one more crystal I'm going to shoot someone!"


Move to the right a little...i'll prove to you I am NOT plastic.


Give me bigger boobs or I'll shoot!!!


..."if'n yer' don't gimme my dang HQZ implants RIGHT NOW i's gonna blow this trailerpark clinic right to hell !!!"


This is for you Spencer


Move a little to the left Spencer!!


Put Down My Botox........and step away.


Mom, I told you to stay off our property. Not one inch closer.

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Heidi Montag Biography

Heidi Montag Boob Job!
Ah, Heidi Montag. The controversial, plastic, duck-lipped, attention-loving blonde is a co-star on MTV's hit reality series, The Hills,... More »
Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!