THG Caption Contest: May 28

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Here's a challenge for our readers: Come up with the best caption(s) or theĀ  pic below!

Our subject: Heidi Montag. At the gun range.

What could The Hills star be saying/doing? You tell us! Just click "Comments" and send your caption(s), as many as you like. We'll announce the winner Tuesday.

Give it your best shot (har har) ...

Strapped B!tch

Am I tough enough to be your friend now, Lauren?


All I asked for was 4 min to perform a reinactment of Britney Spear's "3." Now give me my shot at fame!!!!


"Feelin lucky, Conrad?"


"Give me another plastic surgery!!!!!!"


Mom, this is for not naming me Zoe.


I cant do lets try shooting or i rather say posing..


Every time I pull the trigger I see Spencer and his beady little eyes. If he only knew...hahahaha...sucker!


spencer! i want a divorce!


don't move or i'll shoot and make ur boobs an H for heidi


Spencer, hands off, those are my crystals!!

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Heidi Montag Biography

Heidi Montag Boob Job!
Ah, Heidi Montag. The controversial, plastic, duck-lipped, attention-loving blonde is a co-star on MTV's hit reality series, The Hills,... More »
Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!