THG Caption Contest: May 28

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Here's a challenge for our readers: Come up with the best caption(s) or the  pic below!

Our subject: Heidi Montag. At the gun range.

What could The Hills star be saying/doing? You tell us! Just click "Comments" and send your caption(s), as many as you like. We'll announce the winner Tuesday.

Give it your best shot (har har) ...

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Am I tough enough to be your friend now, Lauren?

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All I asked for was 4 min to perform a reinactment of Britney Spear's "3." Now give me my shot at fame!!!!

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"Feelin lucky, Conrad?"

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"Give me another plastic surgery!!!!!!"

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Mom, this is for not naming me Zoe.

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I cant do anything..so lets try shooting or i rather say posing..

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Every time I pull the trigger I see Spencer and his beady little eyes. If he only knew...hahahaha...sucker!

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spencer! i want a divorce!

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don't move or i'll shoot and make ur boobs an H for heidi

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Spencer, hands off, those are my crystals!!

Heidi Montag Biography

Heidi Montag Boob Job! Ah, Heidi Montag. The controversial, plastic, duck-lipped, attention-loving blonde is a co-star on MTV's hit reality series, The Hills,... More »
Born
Birthplace
Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

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