THG Caption Contest: May 28

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Here's a challenge for our readers: Come up with the best caption(s) or the  pic below!

Our subject: Heidi Montag. At the gun range.

What could The Hills star be saying/doing? You tell us! Just click "Comments" and send your caption(s), as many as you like. We'll announce the winner Tuesday.

Give it your best shot (har har) ...

Strapped B!tch
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I'll always bounce back baby.


Give me a job NOW!!!


I swear to God Spencer - buy one more crystal and you die.


Must but..can't...move...face!!!!


For the last time ...who is she ?


"Say hello to Hell playa !"


"So you think my boobs look FAKE??!!"


"Can you tell that I'm pissed off?" (so much botox and surgery her face is super stiff)


Are you sure if I squeeze the gun it will make my boobs look more natural?


Screaming to the surgeon, "I said I wanted an ass like Kim Kardashian not Victoria Beckham!!"

Heidi Montag Biography

Heidi Montag Boob Job! Ah, Heidi Montag. The controversial, plastic, duck-lipped, attention-loving blonde is a co-star on MTV's hit reality series, The Hills,... More »
Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

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