THG Caption Contest: May 28

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Here's a challenge for our readers: Come up with the best caption(s) or the  pic below!

Our subject: Heidi Montag. At the gun range.

What could The Hills star be saying/doing? You tell us! Just click "Comments" and send your caption(s), as many as you like. We'll announce the winner Tuesday.

Give it your best shot (har har) ...

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things going through in heidi's head at an audtion for a 2011 blockbuster movie 'with a face like this, i will get this part, those doctors are good at least they not from mexico like audrinas face that looks more plastic. GO TEAM HEIDI'

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SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ...ITS HEIDI BITCH ..
says heidi to spencer

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huh? This must be what it feels like to have a dick.

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"SPENCER, CALL THE COP'S NOW I DARE YOU, MOVE ONE FINGUR AND YOUR DEAD, AND NOT JUST YOUR CARRER, OH WAIT YOU LOST THAT WHEN YOUR LOST YOUR SANITY, SORRY SPENCER IM NOT CRAZY FOR YOU ANYMORE IM JUST CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA"........."when can i get a bigger boob job?"

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Hold still Spence.

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I'm not Heidi Pratt, I'm Heidi Montag!!

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Spencer, give me a baby or it's over. [UPDATE: Oh wait, it's already over!]

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"I said, MAKE MY BOOBS BIGGER NOW!"

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Goodbye Spencer!

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Let´s kill our speidi situation!

Heidi Montag Biography

Heidi Montag Boob Job! Ah, Heidi Montag. The controversial, plastic, duck-lipped, attention-loving blonde is a co-star on MTV's hit reality series, The Hills,... More »
Born
Birthplace
Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

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