THG Caption Contest: May 28

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Here's a challenge for our readers: Come up with the best caption(s) or theĀ  pic below!

Our subject: Heidi Montag. At the gun range.

What could The Hills star be saying/doing? You tell us! Just click "Comments" and send your caption(s), as many as you like. We'll announce the winner Tuesday.

Give it your best shot (har har) ...

Strapped B!tch

Don't effin call me a D lister. I'm an effin E lister, now.


Yes, I'm the 7 Million Dollar Ma'am, I have been Transformed! Don't Be Jealous, Baby!


Spencer, just try and stop me from leaving!!!!


"I said, make 'em bigger!!"


"i'm going to be the biggest action star in the world!"


I had perfect aim before, I'll have perfect aim again... didn't think my new boobs were gonna affect that, but whatever... I'll just keep practicing...


'Til Death


Give me my brain's back or I'll shoot


I really, really hope this thing doesn't backfire and pump a bullet into one of my fake boobs or I might pop and fly right out the window.


'whatchu say to my mama spencer'

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Heidi Montag Biography

Heidi Montag Boob Job!
Ah, Heidi Montag. The controversial, plastic, duck-lipped, attention-loving blonde is a co-star on MTV's hit reality series, The Hills,... More »
Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!