The Miley Cyrus Lap Dance Video: What a Disappointment!

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Man, what a tease.

After hearing about a video that depicted Miley Cyrus giving Adam Shankman a lap dance at last year's wrap party for The Last Song, we were excited to watch it and lay into Miley like usual.

We had the puns all ready: Miley Cyrus? More like Miley SIN-rus!

Alas, the minute-long tape has now been leaked - and it's disappointingly tame. If parents truly yanked their kids from this gathering because Miley was acting too lewd, well, they really shouldn't show their children her "Can't Be Tamed" video.

Check out this scarcely dirty bit of dancing below.

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she a dimb ass bitch!

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miley u r a whore know thats not a good thing1

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lol, wtf...how dis this work...go team Miley

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..seriously, what was wrong with the girl that tried to dance with you? she had the "balls" to ask you for a dance and you just blew her off...i can only think of one word...BITCH

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you people are seemingly forgetting she was only 16 at the time...a kid really....this isnt the new style..wtf? if my kids were doing this shit, i'd punish them indefinetly...it demonstrates obvious sexual intentions.....somethin she should definetly not be doing at her age...she'll be hollywoods next big whore in no time...damn celebrities, the world is not yours...Miley terrible terrible Miley..wtf are you thinking? you cant run around dropping it on everything you dance with....one more thing....seriously, what was wrong with the girl that tried to dance with you? she had the "balls" to ask you for a dance and you just blew her off...i can only think of one word...BITCH

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she may be 17 and she can do what sh wants, but her fans are kids she has to be carefull thats the price for being a child star

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THE NEXT LINDSAY OR WHAT????

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Giving somebody a lap dance is like foul play in bed. But your doing it with your cloths on. If Miley want's to give a 44 year old,Old man a lap dance . Where there both getting off on it. They could at least do it in private and away from the eyes of children seeing it.

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WTH!!! the headline doesnt even desscribe the video!!!!

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GASP! She's dancing like... a 17 year old girl! Doesn't she know she is supposed to forever be 12? How DARE she act her age?

Miley Cyrus Biography

Miley Cyrus Hair Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]