The Hills Recap: Everybody Hates Spencer Pratt
Spencer Pratt is out of control. We've known this for some time at THG, but now it has gotten to the point where even his friends and family see he is losing it.
Last night's episode of The Hills, "This is Goodbye," focused on Heidi's husband's deteriorating mental health, as well as Brody and Kristin's renewed romance.
Here's The Hollywood Gossip's official Hills rundown, plus-minus style:
Holly and Stephanie lament being the only sane ones left in their families. Never mind that both of them have serious, well-publicized drinking issues. Plus 9.
After Holly rehashes how Spencer called the cops on Heidi's mom, Steph says Speidi has no friends. Charlie is rolling in his grave as we speak. Minus 4.
Heidi and Kristin are friends? Were they always? Hard to keep track. Plus 3.
Spencer looks like he needs a hug.
"Who am I without Spencer?" Heidi ponders. Hmm. Probably a reasonably cute, harmless, not brainwashed chick with friends and real-looking breasts. Minus 37.
Audrina Patridge visits her boyfriend Ryan Cabrera at the studio. He's apparently still under contract? Minus 2. But Plus 8 for his decision to skip that night's drama.
Venturing out of his hole for once, Spencer calls Audrina the "lamest girl in the club" which sparks an argument between himself and Brody. Like old times. Plus 5.
Heidi Montag has a threefold excuse for Spencer: 1. He has stuff on his mind (Minus 3). 2. All guys are controlling (Minus 6). 3. She changed herself (Minus 12).
Most awkward clubbing moments ever: Heidi Montag shows her crystals collection to Kristin as Spencer says Heidi doesn't watch TV or use the computer. Plus 20.
OMG, Brody and Kristin are, like, so meant to be ... but single!
Holly and Stephanie say they are done with Heidi and Spencer, while Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner get down on the floor and eventually leave together. Plus 9.
The next day, Kristin says what they have going is good, whatever it is. Brody says he likes being single, and Kristin does too. Holla at friends with benefits! Plus 18.
Obligatory Lo scene! Steph says that she is flipping between being angry and sad over Heidi and Spencer. Blah, blah, blah. Stephanie and Lo are so boring. Minus 7.
The girls all are told by MTV agree to completely cut off Mr. and Mrs. Spencer Pratt. No communication at all. Plus 5 for effort, but we give it about half an episode.
TOTAL: +4. SEASON: +55. Basically, it was an episode in which everyone agrees Speidi is insane, and Brody macked on Kristin. Boilerplate stuff, but we'll take it.
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August 11th, 2010 7:17 AM
what makes me laugh most is that "josh" tried to tell us all the spencer is humble. Only after calling himself rich and extremely good looking. Not only is "josh" a retard, but obviously has no idea what the word "contradicting" means.
May 28th, 2010 9:54 PM
If Spencer is acting, this is a terrible example to put out there for the teens and twenty-somethings who watch the show. If he is not acting (and I suspect he's not), then this whole thing has become very serious. Heidi behaves like a textbook example of an abused spouse. Once the spotlight goes off them, he may very well beat or even kill her. MTV should be a little more involved in trying to help her seek the psychological help she clearly desperately needs, or they could find themselves on the wrong end of a lawsuit when he does do something unspeakable.
Either way, to present this storyline without consistently reminding young viewers that this type of behavior in a relationship is NOT normal, and that women should NEVER stay with someone who controls their every move (and can't even help them feel good enough about themselves to avoid the horrific plastic surgery that now makes her look like a 35 year old catwoman). Very irresponsible of MTV.
Oh, and "Josh?" If you think for o
May 26th, 2010 2:40 PM
to dade: I am in total agreement with you. Spencer is a hot head!!-bi-polar tendencies, and he will end up killing his wife. The guy is a no-talent
raging, walking keg of dynamite. He has totally brain-washed Heidi- her family needs to intervene now!!! before it is too late. Another short guy with a napoleonic complex. Hope her family kidnaps her away from him soon.
May 22nd, 2010 7:29 PM
All of this Spencer drama is for the show.
May 22nd, 2010 5:55 PM
It seems to me that Spencer, who is rich, extremely good looking, humble, and a descendent of an Alamo defender has no need to defend his actions. He's quite clearly an outstanding actor whose fame is light years ahead of those clowns calling themselves professionals in Hollywood. His use of crystals is changing the thinking of the scientific world. Research has pointed to many benefits from crystals. Let's not worry so much about Spencer- his near mystic elevation to stardom is only beginning.
May 22nd, 2010 1:00 PM
we never realy hear anything about spencers parents---wonder what they think about his obvious change??? have they cut them off too??what about spencers grandmother we met last time---he was her favorite---wonder if she has seen him since he's gone completlly off the deep end????? after reading the comments it made me think ------ if all of it is as act on spencers part--he is going to be a big star one day---if not my biggest fear is that he will eventually hurt them both because he is never going to let her go even if she comes to her senses and wants to get out !!! i realy feel heidi knows its crazy but doesnt know how to get out because he has her so brain washed they she is nobody without him---I feel so bad for family and friends because they cant do anything to help her if she wont let them--
May 22nd, 2010 11:58 AM
I think that Spencer has schizophrenia. My brother has it and his behavior is a lot like Spencer's. He's on medicine now so he's not so bad- he's still kind of unpleasant and not much fun to be around- but he's not raving mad.
Spencer needs help. He's not an addict. He's mentally ill.
The hard part about schizophrenia is that the person is so difficult to be around and doesn't trust anyone.
May 21st, 2010 11:02 AM
Why do I have this intense feeling that he is going to severly harm her one day? He is such a controlling idiot and I am sure he forced her into having 10 procedures.
Reminds me of the Playboy playmate that was eventually murdered by her control freak ex-husband.......God forbid this should happen to Heidi.
May 20th, 2010 11:23 PM
HOLY SHIT! LMAO! WHEN I SEEN HEIDI SHE LOOKED LIKE BARBI ON CRACK . SHE DOES NOT LOOK CUTE OR PERFECT. BUT NASTY ! EWWWW!!! AND INSTEAD OF EVERYONE POINTING FINGERS AT KRISTEN FOR A DRUG PROBLEM WHY DONT THEY LOOK @ SPENCER HELLO HES CRAZY. LIKE HE IS ON CRACK OR SOME kIND OF UPPER ITS DRUGS NOT JUS INSANITY! WAKE THE F@@@ UOP PEOPLE. AUDRINA I LIKE YOU YOU ARE ONE OF THE REALIEST CHICKS ON THE SHOW! LAST SEASON I THOUGHT U WERE A LITTLE PETHETIC CHASING JASON AKA HERION ADDICT of the year!! nobody said ne thing about that either my brother passed away from herion overdose GOD BLESS HIM! BUT I KNOW ONE WHEN I C ONE AND JASON HAD A NEEDLE PROBLEM! LOVE YA KRISTEN CUZ UR SUCH A BITCH JUS LIKE ME! U GET WHAT U WANT WHEN U WANT EVERY TIME . PRETTY GIRLZ DO HAVE IT SOOOOO MUCH EASIER NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GET THER MONEY N FAME GOD ALREADY GAVE ME THE HOT LOOKS AND BANGING BODY EVEN AFTER a baby im still irrisistable peace crack barbi(heidi ewww nazsty skank)yuck yuck tuck / get off of
May 20th, 2010 7:37 AM
wtfh has heidi done to herself??? carnt wait for new serious to air over here ENGLAND!!! i ove audrina only classey lady on the show... heidi didnt no1 tell u to stop!! u look like u've thought yehh!! ugly is in this season..... oh well got enuff money hey sort it out!!! dimmonds $ breakfast an all that>>