The incomparable Rachel Uchitel is speaking out, denying any role in the newly revealed David Boreanaz extortion plot of which the Bones star speaks.
Rache is totally pissed off at reports that she tried to extort Boreanaz and she's going to do something about it - hold a live press conference, naturally.
In fact, the O.G. Tiger Woods mistress is flying back from Mexico tomorrow or Thursday to emphasize she has "never extorted anyone" out of money.
Which we already knew, but hey, why miss any conceivable opportunity to get your home-wrecking, fame-seeking face in front of the camera, right?
Rachel Uchitel: So sweet. So pretty. So morally bankrupt.
Rachel Uchitel did bone Boreanaz while his wife was pregnant, and before the Tiger Woods scandal exploded. But she is not the mistress who demanded a six-figure settlement from him, she maintains (and no one insinuated).
In fact, reports say David told his wife, Jaime Bergman, about the affair before Star magazine broke the story last fall, and she was incredibly upset.
You can see why, since he was texting Rachel while Jaime was in labor.
Much more so than she is this time. It was Bergman who encouraged Boreanaz to come forward about the new, unnamed mistress' alleged extortion.
Both David Boreanaz mistresses are represented by Gloria Allred, who plans to argue that the Bones star deceived #2 by saying she was the only one.
Even while #1 is also her client. Oh, the irony ... and conflicts of interest.
Despite two huge scandals, all indications suggest that David Boreanaz and Jaime Bergman are working through things and remain committed to their marriage.
Boreanaz' lawyer, Marty Singer, calls the demand for money extortion. Rachel Uchitel reportedly got $10 million from Tiger Woods to shut her yap in the wake of that scandal, but that's not extortion - he coughed it up by choice.
No offense to David Boreanaz, but no way he's got $10 million just sitting around in his Bank of America checking account like Tiger freaking Woods.
Dude had to call her out. Your move, money-grubbing mistress. Your move.