Proof That God Hates Kim Kardashian

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As a celebrity gossip blogger, Kim Kardashian is a God send. She provides endless material with which we can mock the heck out of this utterly talentless reality star.

But Kim herself has not had the same luck with The Man Upstairs. In the latest issue of Shape, she shares what life was like as a big-breasted child.

Another Bikini Pic

Because her boobs were so much bigger than anyone else at the age of 10, Kim says "I remember crying in the bathtub... I took a washcloth, made it hot, put it over my chest and prayed, ‘Please don't let them grow any bigger. They're embarrassing me.'"

And did God heed this prayer? YOU TELL US.

Thanks to her large breasts, Kim Kardashian is famous. Thanks to an unhealthy diet of QuickTrim and Photoshop experts, she looks like this.

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she is FAKE, FAKE, FAKE. And her little 'act' about being so devestated her 'sex tape' leaked is disgusting! She saw what happened w/ Paris and she wanted the same. In fact, her ex hubby just came out and said how excited she was when vivid finally called and wanted to distribute it. She is a LIAR and everything that comes out of her gross mouth is a lie. She's only good for BJ's and to be peed on.

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IF GOD HATES KIM THEN HE HATES US I WISH THEY QUIT PICKING ON U SO WHAT I WISH I CAN HAVE THAT BODY

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Hello Kim: I would Love to have you on my next album cover.You are so gorgeous.Be very thankful to God for your lovely body.Just because the men in your life have money that don't make them good for you. You must pick and choose a little more carefully. And it's nothing wronge with showing the world how beautiful you are.What you really need is some affairs with older men. These young guy around you Kim you must remember their brains are still growing. Darlin I wish you the best of luck.

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Hey Brad, perhaps you love seeing her only because she is a hot piece of ass?

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Who doesn't hate her? I know hate is a very strong word, but there is something about her that makes her ugly to me, and I hate her. Some might say it's a jealousy thing, but it isn't. She got famous for making a porno, what celebrity hasn't? Who would be jealous if that?

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God works in mysterious ways. He/she did just fine with my girl Kim. Love seeing her in Maxim, for quicktrim, svedka vodka, everywhere. Especially love with phenomenal cover. Gorgeous.

Kim Kardashian Biography

Kim Kardashian, Boobs Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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