Levi Johnston turns 20 today.

For a brief synopsis of Levi's short time on Earth, let's turn it over to his Wikipedia bio, because the facts are funnier than anything we could write:

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Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James claims she was discriminated against by the Charlotte, N.C., Ritz Carlton, which abruptly canceled her reservation on Friday.

James was going to be in Charlotte as part of her Tiger striptease tour, in which she hilariously books gigs in cities were Woods is hitting the links that weekend.

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