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Last week, THG readers were given the task of writing the best caption for this picture of Ellen DeGeneres, Jessica Simpson and whatever came to mind.

Your winner for this edition of our Caption Contest is Caitlin.

Congratulations! The winning caption appears below. Honorable mentions go to nowingsnow and Miranda Brown. Follow the above link for all entries.

Thank you to everyone for playing and good luck next time!

"Hmm, cheese graters and various cheeses? Sure, I'll lend my name to that."

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In a new video hyping the launch of her website, Tila Tequila says she has the "biggest celebrity gossip blog" in the world. Not that she will have it, the professional nut job insists.

She has it now.

There are just a couple problems with this claim:

  1. As of this writing, the site is not live.
  2. She thinks Perez Hilton is her main competition, underestimating the power and traffic of THG.
  3. She's certifiably insane.

We'll make a deal with Tila: the day she actually produces a child from her womb will be the day we take her seriously as blogging competition.

Until then, every word Tequila writes and utters will be as believable as the pregnancy she bragged about for months on Twitter. Shockingly, a baby bump is absent from the video below...

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The implosion of her marriage has saddened us all, but reports that Sandra Bullock's new baby Louis hails from New Orleans has thrilled the Louisiana city.

"Personally, I'm thrilled for Sandra on the adoption of her child," says star Saints quarterback Drew Brees, who was just named Super Bowl MVP this February.

"Clearly she has embraced the city of New Orleans and appreciates what a wonderful and culturally rich city this is, and the fact that she has adopted a beautiful child with roots to our city makes it that much more special."

We couldn't agree more.

"It goes without saying that she is a talented actress, a humanitarian and philanthropist. We are all very happy for her and the new addition to her family."

SAINTS: Drew Brees thinks Sandra Bullock is one as well.

Bullock's love of the famed city is part of what makes her a resident, says New Orleans Mayor C. Ray Nagin, who also sent best wishes to the star:

"Congratulations to Sandra Bullock and her new son. Since Hurricane Katrina, Americans have prayed for us, given time as volunteers in our community, and demanded that no other city ever go through what New Orleans experienced."

"Sandra Bullock has become one of us. We wish this new mother every success."

Local actor (Mad Men), designer and author Bryan Batt, who was on hand for the New Orleans premiere of The Blind Side, also praised Bullock.

"Besides being a brilliantly talented, lovely actress, she has the biggest, kindest heart and does so many great things for the city of New Orleans quietly and anonymously," says Batt. "I just wish her all the joy this new life can bring."

"I join the city of New Orleans in singing her praises."

Not that anyone was on team Jesse James, but you have to love the PR coup Sandra's publicist scored with this, announcing the adoption along with her filing for divorce, when she and James adopted Louis months ago.

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Attention teenage girls around the world: we have good news and bad news.

First, the bad: Justin Bieber has is no longer single. He admitted as much on Twitter yesterday, posting a photo of himself and Kim Kardashian at the White House Correspondents' Dinner and labeling her as his "girlfriend." Sorry, ladies.

Twitter Girlfriend

But there is a silver lining: you might see Bieber naked one of these days, as we all know how much Kim likes to expose her sex life to the world.

Following the aforementioned event in D.C. on Saturday night, Kardashian also took to her Twitter and admitted: "I officially have Bieber Fever!!!"

Does anyone out there have a cure for that? How long do you give this relationship? As you ponder that questionn and cry yourself to sleep tonight over this news, ogle the following shots of Bieber:

  • Signing for Everyone
  • Blue Shoes

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Two of America's most famous breasts turn 35 today.

So does Mad Men star Christina Hendricks.

The actress was named The Hottest Woman in America by Esquire in April and has begun production on season four of the AMC drama.

In related news Levi Johnston turns 20 today, meaning there's actually a bigger boob out there celebrating a birthday. In honor of Hendricks, we've posted a photo montage below. You're welcome, fellas...

Pic of Christina Hendricks
Esquire Picture

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Levi Johnston turns 20 today.

For a brief synopsis of Levi's short time on Earth, let's turn it over to his Wikipedia bio, because the facts are funnier than anything we could write:

Levi Keith Johnston is the ex-fiancé of Bristol Palin. He first received media attention in August 2008 upon Sarah Palin's announcement that her daughter Bristol was five months pregnant and that Levi Johnston was the father.

Wedding plans were scrapped when the paiir broke off their engagement in March 2009. Johnston has since pursued a career in the entertainment industry as an aspiring actor and model, and has engaged in several public feuds with the Palin family.

There you have it, ladies and gentlemen!

Levi and Sarah in happier, fake-engagement times.

While it's amazing to think that a guy could become famous just for having unprotected intercourse with Bristol Palin - the daughter of a politician, not even an entertainment fixture at the time - Levi has done just that ... in spades.

By parlaying it into nude Playgirl photos and pistachio ads, Levi also cemented his place among the most shameless D-list hangers-on in the celebrity universe. Joslyn James has nothing on this guy! We can't wait to see what he does next.

Click to enlarge more pictures of the man, myth, and baby daddy ...

  • Levi Clothed
  • Levi Johnston Nude Playgirl Picture
  • Playgirl Cover
  • Levi Johnston Playgirl Picture
  • Levi J. Pic
  • L to the J
  • Levi Johnston Playgirl Photo

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Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James claims she was discriminated against by the Charlotte, N.C., Ritz Carlton, which abruptly canceled her reservation on Friday.

James was going to be in Charlotte as part of her Tiger striptease tour, in which she hilariously books gigs in cities were Woods is hitting the links that weekend.

Too bad the Ritz put the kibosh on her Charlotte trip.

Joslyn James was going to be in Charlotte for a three-day stay ending yesterday. She booked the hotel to stay at after performing at a local strip establishment.

Imagine James' dismay, then, when she landed in Charlotte "after a long and tiring journey from Los Angeles," only to learn the Ritz had nixed her reservation.

Bad Teacher

Poor Joslyn James. Does the Ritz have no compassion?

The hotel says it did so because of she was a high-profile guest and would attract too much media ... but the real reason, posits her lawyer Gloria Allred, is:

Tiger Woods may have been staying at the same hotel.

And, Gloria complains, if Tiger was staying there, "...we are appalled to think [the hotel] might have chosen to accommodate a rich, famous golfer who has admitted lying to his wife ... over a woman whose heart he has broken ..."

LOL. A low-rate porn star, cut-rate stripper adulteress just can't get a break.

NOTE: Tiger missed the cut after a rough start and skipped town early too. The U.S. Open in Pebble Beach begins June 17 ... hopefully Joslyn can get a room.

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Well, this makes a lot more sense.

When word first spread last week that Gabriel Aubrey dumped Halle Berry, experts (i.e. the THG staff, our interns and the pizza guy) questioned the model's sanity. Did he really think he'd find a better looking girfriend?!?

Now, though, an insider close to the situation says the break-up took place awhile ago - and Berry was the driving force behind it.

"She kicked him out months ago because he wasn't able to pull his weight in the relationship and she wanted to move on," a source told People. "They’re very amicable in healthy ways because of their child. Her main concern is for the health and happiness of her daughter."

Hi, Photographer

A rep for the Academy Award winner, meanwhile, confirms that she and Aubry "have been split for some time, but remain friends and committed parents to their daughter."

Aubry himself has released a statement over the weekend saying he's sad about the break-up, but recognizing Halle as a "special and beautiful" person. She then went out and proved that on Saturday, taking part in the Revlon Run/Walk for Women.

Check out photos of Berry at the event, above and below:

  • Running for Women
  • Doing Well
  • Beautiful Runner
  • Charitable Actress
  • Halle in NYC

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Jason Pfeiffer, a former dermatologist's assistant and current CEO of a medical company, tells Extra that he had an affair with the late Michael Jackson.

Moreover, he was his boyfriend right up until the King of Pop died.

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

Pfeiffer claims he had a very "passionate and sexual" relationship with Jackson, and has kept several messages that the music superstar left for him.

"We definitely hit it off the first time we met," Pfeiffer says, claiming they met in 2008 at the office of Jackson's famed dermatologist, Dr. Arnold Klein.

Klein is a longtime friend of Jackson's and, as you may know, is rumored to be the biological father of the singer's two older children, Prince and Paris.

In any case, Dr. Klein backs up Pfeiffer's account, saying that he knew Jackson and Pfeiffer were together when he once walked in on them shirtless.

Jason Pfeiffer: Dr. Arnold Klein's former office manager.

"When you see two people looking at each other you know what's happening. I was just very happy for both of them," Arnold Klein said of the discovery.

Pfeiffer says he and Jackson connected because of their childhoods.

"We were just sitting there and we both started to cry and I got up and went over to him and said it's going to be okay Michael... We hugged," he says.

"It was kind of then that the hug was a little bit more ... It wasn't until a few months later that it was obvious that Michael had feelings for me as well."

Their friendship soon blossomed into something more, according to Pfeiffer, even though Jackson emphatically denied throughout life that he was gay.

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Dear Kourtney Kardashian: We at THG have constructed a celebrity fashion store. You may want to check it out.

We make this suggestion because the reality star has been involved in as many Face-Offs as anyone in Hollywood. She's taken on Rihanna, Shenae Grimes and her own sister multiple times.

Heck, she even dressed like Aubrey O'Day once.

In other words, Kourtney needs a new wardrobe. We hope she follows the link above and shops for one.

Most recently, Kardashian donned the same Diane von Furstenberg dress as Jennifer Lopez stepped out in last year. You know how this works by now: study the images below and then sound off in our poll...

J. Lo. vs Kourtney

Who looks better in this dress?

 

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