Surprise, surprise: Lindsay Lohan is blaming everyone but herself for the current legal predicament she's in. The question is whether she'll pay a price for it.
Lindsay will be a no-show in court this morning because, she claims, her passport was stolen, making it impossible for her to fly from Cannes, France, to L.A.
She's due there for a probation progress report hearing in her DUI case - which has been scheduled for a long time - and which could land her behind bars.
Sources say Linds blames everyone, even her alcohol ed instructor, who she says made it "uncomfortable" for her to attend the required number of classes.
Her explanation there? The instructor was "texting that she wanted to hang out with her." As for why she's stuck in France? There's a list of peeps to blame.
Lindsay Lohan herself? Not on that list!
Lindsay Lohan: Stuck in Cannes, and in denial.
Latest intel suggests Lohan's likely return date is Friday, at which point she'll not only have missed today's court date, but will still be three classes short of compliance.
The best she can hope for is a judge who thinks late is better than never and doesn't put a warrant out. She may give Lindsa chance to surrender herself next week.
As for whether she violated the terms of her probation, if the D.A.'s office thinks she needs to do time and the judge agrees, there may be little wiggle room there.
It was possible the judge could have blamed Lindsay's lapses on miscommunication between the court and the alcohol ed program, but blowing off a court date?
That could make it hard for the court to take pity on the train wreck.
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