Note to Lamar Odom: you better knock up your wife as soon as possible. Otherwise, who knows what pathetic cries for attention Khloe Kardashian will try out next.
Without any new boyfriend to marry, without a bun in her oven and without an ounce of talent in her possession, Khloe took to her official blog this week to garner attention in any way possible.
She posted a photo of herself in the bathtub at the age of two, along with this entry:
Here I am in all my adorably naked glory (AGAIN)! I mean seriously, how cute was I?!?!? Haha I look like such a little diva -- hair in a bun, dead serious face, surrounded by bubbles in a luxurious bathtub.
Man, I really knew how to live when I was 2 1/2 years old. If only I still had that kind of time to kick back and relax.
It's true. Khloe's life is just so hectic, she has no time at all to take a bath. She's just so busy.... ummm... wait...
What does Khloe Kardashian do again?