Kate Gosselin confirmed earlier this week that she's returning to Dancing With the Stars. Don't worry, they didn't let her back into the fold to boost ratings. She's just tangoing her way to the show's May 24 and 25 season finales.
"I think there better be one more dance left in me," the Kate Plus 8 star wrote on her blog. "C'mon, I know you all missed my unique dance style!"
So much, it's scary.
Since she got the boot April 20, Gosselin says she's mostly "hung up" her dancing shoes: "The day has come... my dance shoes (all six dirty well-used pairs of them) already have begun collecting dust," the mother of eight blogged.
You can't keep a dancing queen down. Or Kate Gosselin even.
She still misses it sometimes, though: "My eyes landed on my abandoned dance shoes and a wave of sadness mixed with a longing came over me," she said.
"Ohhhh suddenly I missed EVERYTHING about dancing ... not only the friends I have made and stay in touch with almost daily, but also learning the steps and even the complete fear of sudden death that the dance floor caused me! Gulp!"
Better than the feeling of sudden death Jon Gosselin and Ellen Ross will feel after Kate snaps and takes them both out in a fit of rage, that's for sure.
But she did "a bit of reflecting" and decided she's happy "reintegrat[ing] back into home life. Without a doubt, Dancing with the Stars was a life-changing experience," she concluded. "I wouldn't trade the experience for anything!"
It will be interesting to see what Kate has planned for May 24.
Who are you rooting for on Dancing with the Stars?