Jason Wahler will soon be behind bars, if anyone cares.
The ex-star of MTV's The Hills pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor count of driving with a blood-alcohol level of .08 or higher stemming from his March DUI arrest.
In exchange for his plea, prosecutors dropped another misdemeanor charge of driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs, but he's not out of the woods.
Far from it.
The 23-year-old ex of Lauren Conrad will do time behind bars for his transgression, which was hardly the first of its kind. Dude gets arrested like all the time.
1994 CALLED: It wants its frosty, spiky hair back. Speaking of getting things back, here's hoping ex-fiancee Katja Decker-Sadowski returned that engagement ring.
Per Farrah Emami, spokeswoman for the Orange County D.A.'s Office, the reality TV dumbass bad boy was subsequently sentenced to a stint in county jail, three years' probation and three months in a first-offender alcohol program.
First offender? Did they read the wrong file?
He'll also have to pay some fines and court fees after getting nailed behind the wheel in Newport Beach, Calif., just days after he spent time across the border in a Cabo San Lucas lockup after getting into a fight at a nightclub.
It was his sixth drinking-related arrest in five states and two countries. Now that's something even DMX or Pete Doherty would have to give J-Wahl props for.