DO NOT BUY THIS MAGAZINE!
Look, we've run out of ways to make fun of tabloids and their utterly ridiculous coverage of celebrities such as Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
These magazines just concoct misleading cover stories based on randomly uttered words and photos taken out of context. To wit, see here.
But this is the thing, readers: such fabrications only exist because you buy the publications. Its capitalism 101: supply does its best to meet demand.
So let's agree to eliminate demand, shall we? We're staring at you, Twihards. DO NOT PURCHASE THIS MAGAZINE. Don't allow these editors to laugh all the way to the bank over how they duped millions of people yet again...
At THG, we solemnly swear to bring you every ounce of Robsten news out there... free of charge! We won't report on any engagement until we see the ring for ourselves.
Okay? Do we have a deal? You have the power to end tabloid abuse of this nature. Take full advantage of it today. Walk right by those newsstands and never look back.
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May 29th, 2010 1:31 AM
robert is a user.......some guyz r.....robert u suck like shit man........get a life an stop fakin it coz we all know that u r anyways........u loser!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 25th, 2010 8:17 PM
okay, eclipse sex scene... those rumors are not true :|
May 21st, 2010 2:06 PM
i wont because they lie about them and reproduce; old pictures and stories about them.Just to make money.
May 20th, 2010 3:18 PM
i REALLY REALLY BADLY LIKE CRYING BADLY WANT ROBSTEN TO GET MARRIED SOOOOOOO SOOOONN...BUT IF THEY DO PLEASE TELL US STRAIGHT AWAY AND NO LIES ND I NEVER REALLY WAS BOTHERED TO BUY THESE RUBBISH MAGAZINES ANYWAY THERE SOOOOFAKE BUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE EVERYONE PRAY WITH ME FOR ROBSTEN TO GET MARRIED...THANK YOU!!!! XxX
May 20th, 2010 11:49 AM
I stopped buying this mag/rag about a year ago, as soon as I realized it's a total rip-off.
May 20th, 2010 10:16 AM
wow, this is really dumb. if they really WERE engaged, then other magazines and sites would report it as well, and so far, this is the only magazine i saw say this. this rumor has been going around far too long. they're dating, yeah. but not engaged! not yet, anyway.
Rank: Z-Lister
May 20th, 2010 9:27 AM
Its just stuuuuupid! Realy! If thats realy have happened, this magasin wodnt be the only one no aboute it.
May 20th, 2010 7:14 AM
YES we have a deal! This is sooo stupid, publishing these kind of stories, I really don't believe anything this magazine writes!
May 20th, 2010 1:38 AM
This is obviously false. Since Kristen is made out of stone and doesn't love anyone.