This Is Not a Joke

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We first heard about this story last night. But we waited to make it public, assuming it was a belated April Fool's joke.

We're still waiting... no? Really?!? Sigh.

In Australia to serve as a mobile phone ambassador for Motorola (we're not making that up), Kim Kardashian said she and her siblings will soon pen a book. About relationships.

“My sisters and I are writing a book,” she said, without a hint of irony. “It’s going to [have] lots of fun tips and stories and everything about relationships; it’s a little bit more of an in-depth look into our lives, even though people think that they’ve probably seen everything."

We don't think it, Kim. Ray J made sure we did see absolutely everything.

Newly single, Kim said she'll "certainly be looking" for a boyfriend Down Under due to those "hot Aussie accents." This would make Cristiano Ronaldo very upset.

But back to the ridiculous book. Would you take advice from Kim, Khloe or Kourtney about relationships? A brief primer on their dating history:

  • Kim made a sex tape with an aspiring hip hop singer who went on to contract many STDs from desperate reality stars anchor a VH1 show.
  • Khloe married Lamar Odom after one-month of dating because the wedding would make for a quality episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
  • Kourtney dated a certified douchebag for two years, and then had his baby because it gave viewers a reason to watch her crappy E! series.

Man. Who would have thought that Jennifer Love Hewitt's The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I'm a Love-aholic would be the most appealing dating book on the market?!?

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i think yo0h all lo0k really really really really go0d lol and i wish kourteny a go0d go0d go0d luck with the babe :)


You know, this book actually might be good for something... such as learning how to be a whore (then obviously doing the opposite!) Maybe we could also learn how to become rich and famous without having any real talents! :O OMG! Hehe, I don't really hate them. No reason to--although I can't see any GOOD reasons to why they are famous... But this is one opportunity joke around that I couldn't pass up! Venise (it's pronounced Venice!) :P


So basically this is going to be a book on how to whore yourself out to rich sucessful black men to make a name for yourself in the entertainment industry then Kim/Khloe smdh! Somebody needs to put an end to these tramps 15 minutes of fame


Yeah right a book!! So funny these girls need help!!!


Insanity knows no bounds.




This can't be true!!! Who in their right mind would take advise from these 3 girls? EVERYONE knows how they are - cheap & free. Come on...Am I being punked?