THG Caption Contest: April 30

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Welcome, readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where you all try to think and post the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity photo below!

Today's subject? The legendary Jessica Simpson on the talk show circuit. What could she and Ellen be saying / doing? What would make a great caption?

You tell us! Just click "Comments" and send in your caption(s) - as many as you like. We will announce the winner on Monday. Best of luck ... go to it:

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You no Ellen you have the same hair style as my dad but that is where the similarities end because if you were anymore like him you would be fantasizing about my Boobs....Oh wait YOu ARE!

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Well jessica all you have to do is pick out a place card and that will tell you were to adopt from and what race!! This will make you AAA list.

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HAHAHA Caitlin's is the best BY FAR!!!!!!!!!!

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"Hmm, cheese graters and various cheeses? Sure, I'll lend my name to that."

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J: And he's like, what? OMG. So anyway, I was saying, my new album ... E: [thinking] I would motorboat that so hard.

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"Jessica, this basket of dental floss is a gift from the lesbian community. All we ask is that you never use it to make an undergarment for yourself."

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Jessica: What are these.
Ellen: Melons.
Jessica: What?
Ellen: Forget it.

Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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