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You no Ellen you have the same hair style as my dad but that is where the similarities end because if you were anymore like him you would be fantasizing about my Boobs....Oh wait YOu ARE!

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Well jessica all you have to do is pick out a place card and that will tell you were to adopt from and what race!! This will make you AAA list.

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HAHAHA Caitlin's is the best BY FAR!!!!!!!!!!

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"Hmm, cheese graters and various cheeses? Sure, I'll lend my name to that."

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J: And he's like, what? OMG. So anyway, I was saying, my new album ...

E: [thinking] I would motorboat that so hard.

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"Jessica, this basket of dental floss is a gift from the lesbian community. All we ask is that you never use it to make an undergarment for yourself."

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Jessica: What are these.
Ellen: Melons.
Jessica: What?
Ellen: Forget it.



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